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Surely the teacher is actually Chinese and that is them saying "Hello"? Not a teacher doing an impression?

Got 4 tickets for Finns Show on 17th in Bristol. 2 people can’t make it and now I’m having to cancel. Anybody on here want them?

Who else is here after listening to all 5 episodes in one day?

The show has taken over my brain. Just went into my shed office and said to myself "what a mess" then followed up with " it's so fucked up, what are we like, should we kiss"

I feel the closest most of the patrons here will get to cucking is using their other hand.

Charlie’s poem 12/10

Really o hefed l

I was once propositioned by a very odd girl (she was metallurgist), at an amateur night at a strip club in Edmonton, Alberta. She needed needed someone to do her dance for and asked if I was game. I politely declined and then she explained that her boyfriend couldn't do it because he couldn't get onto the stage. Because he was in a wheelchair. The ultimate cuck chair. We merely adopted the chair. He was born to it. They asked me if I would go home with them and I declined as I am a married man of moderate moral fibre. But I think about them often. Wheelchair Cuck.

In China, a "green hat" (戴绿帽子, dài lǜ mào zi) is a profound insult meaning a man has been cuckolded. Its origins trace back to ancient laws that forced men in certain low-status groups to wear green headwear. During the Yuan Dynasty, an edict forced families of prostitutes to wear green scarves. The Ming Dynasty later extended this to all entertainers. This association with a "disreputable" profession tied green to shame and emasculation. Because of this meaning, never give a green hat as a gift to a Chinese man, it's not cricket.

Wait Ugwe? Master Ugwe….

‘I’m a deeply sexual conservative’

Can’t believe in the history of cuckolds there’s no reference to the 1643 Horatio Cary flag from the English civil war “Come Out Ye Cuckolds”.

I like how they talk about Tom Jones and Charlie decides to play Delilah by the plain white tees

Thats the way the cuckie cumballs

Have 3x tickets available spare for fins show on Thursday 10th in Guildford -£30. ping me a message on insta - willbrennan04. Cheers

I met the man who collects bullets from Zulu in Bermondsey beer mile The Not Today T-shirt gave away my position.

AKA the history of all the men in your family that you think you’re related to

Doesn’t apply to me at all this

Charlie actually made an interesting point with the green hat. In China the the colour green and particularly green hats are associated with cucks, because of a story about a woman putting a green hat in a window to signal to her lover that her husband wasn't home.

Not VAR...VAC

I think i'll just sit in the corner and watch someone else listen to this one

The long road to my conception via the mailman.

You guys gotta get together with matt and Shane's secret podcast

My unemployment has reached new heights, it’s 4am and I’m waiting for the Patreon episode to drop, no time for this job centre today!