Stellar Blade | Fully Ramblomatic

Yahtz is a bit off here, most progressives aren't saying that the game "objectifies" women, it was actually the alt-right dipshits that started this first going "ZOMG the libs gon be triggered by muh sexy womenz" and the rest of us normal people were were just indifferent to the whole thing, I think Eve looks fine and i'm not bothered by her appearance but I get why some people are tired of female characters that look like supermodels. If there is an issue with Eve's appearance it's that it feels very out of place with the actual game itself considering how seriously it takes itself and how morose the tone is overall, it's lacking the fun of games like Bayonetta and Lollipop Chainsaw.

No Stella Star for that body pillow.

I feel dumber merely from watching the review of this game. I think playing this would shift a person a full standard deviation down the IQ scale. Thanks for taking one for the team, Yatz.

you ve been DressedUpDoll

So I know Yatz, or maybe it was an editor, isn't that big an anime fan, but he knows Anya from Spy x Family is like 4 years old, right? So her on a body pillow in this context is really freaking creepy, to an unnecessary level.

I wasn't aware it was legal to show that character from the front online!

Candidate for the Blandest list.

Worse Sandland basically

To be fair, Yatz has played more games than 99% of people and probably has highly above average plot twist detection as a result.