[Athenaeum Heretica] April Fools 2025 - Departmento of Chaos Efficiency

Introducing the Departmento of Chaos Efficiency (D.O.C.E.), because even the Black Legion needs a little bureaucratic discipline to avoid being swallowed by its own excesses. Gone are the days of mindless hoarding and self-indulgence; we’ve got ledgers to fill, requisition forms to sign, and soul quotas to meet.

The Despoiler may be our Warmaster, but even he needs a team of cold, calculating admins to keep the war machine running smoothly (and tax-free). Whether it’s slave trade negotiations, resource distribution, or reminding lesser warbands that their alliance dues are past due, D.O.C.E. has it covered.

And don’t even think about skimming off the top, cross the Department, and you’ll pay in blood, fire, and paperwork.

Let’s just say, Nurgle’s happy with the stagnation, Tzeentch is thrilled with all the loopholes, Khorne loves the bloody bureaucracy, and Slaanesh? Well, he’s really into the suffering...

Prepare to make actual requisition reqeusts! None are exempt. None are beyond the ledgers.

Chery on top: If you want ME to actually process your D.O.C.E. requests, I will provide you with the opportunity to do so as well, as an optional rule variant, called "True Bureaucracy".

I will actually process all DOCE requests within a week of arrival, until the end of 2025!

- Ryjza