Last year. I think I double vagged myself while bl.acked out. I don't remember this. I think it's so short because I probably passed out.

This was after my night out where a chick was all over me. I kissed her in the one person bathroom she was in with me because was needy.

Then I played Uno with a tinder guy and his 2 friends. I was very dr.unk at that point and sure there was gonna be a foursome.

I was wrong.

So I assume I stumbled home, stripped, ate Domino's (that will be on Twitter), then fucked myself to sleep. 🤷🏼‍♀️