Delicious Delilah

I had to start my day off with a dopamine boost, so I double penetrated myself. I may have also attempted to improvise a vibrating cock ring, but I was too wet for it to work. 😔

How I wake up most mornings because I desperately need to stretch myself out.

I know some of you aren't into burping, but you have to admit that mine are pretty impressive. 😌

Just some casual candid shit. I often risk random people seeing me from my window, but I rarely get caught. 🫣

I'm gonna keep wearing this bra because it makes all the boys drool. 😏

I found this in my Google drive. I remember being proud of this video because it was the first time I twerked correctly. ☺️

Look of the day. I really wanted this to work. It's my first time wearing this body suit, and the boobs fit weird. Also, how are fat chicks supposed to resnap the crotch?

Burp video teaser. Do you like my voice edits? 🥰 Full video is 15 minutes of me chugging, burping, and trying not to perish. I'm charging more than usual for pain and suffering. 👹

So I found this random video of me playing with filters. I'm guessing I was slightly inebriated. 🤏🏻 Enjoy. P.S. Now I wish I had some wine.

I experimented with shoving this giant pink dildo up my butt in order to double penetrate myself. It probably won't happen again. 🥴 I also MacGyver'd a vibrating cock ring!

Ignore the second half. New weigh in video though! I weighed 4lbs less when I made this video yesterday, but my lens was blurry. 🙈 Unsure if this is a super accurate weight as I would basically need to fast to get rid of water weight to tell. 💀

I forgot to post this video of me showing off my new backpack. 🙈

Rise and shine! It's breakfast time. I made you a smoothie! 🥰

I made myself earn a bowl of ice cream by orgasming on hard mode last night. 🥵 I would have eaten all of the ice cream, but it's the only snack I have.

Look of the day. I thought this dress would be tight on me. 😒

I took this video to see which bikini was more family friendly, but the answer ended up being very obvious. 😂 I'll answer DMs soon. I've been sick for the last week or so. I've barely eaten the entire week. 😔

And a random inebriated video I found.

One of my favorite silly videos.

My ass looks so good bent over my bed. 🥴

A couple random clips I found. Burps seem to be an interest, no? :)

I was looking through my Google drive and found this short video. I have no idea why I took a video of my foot SIX years ago, but here you go. Enjoy my freshly pedicured foot. 🦶🏻

Sometimes the little things are a struggle. 😩

Here is a sample of the PPV video you'll be getting in your DMs. 🥰 I also have a video of me trying on dresses and a few other things coming up. 😊 If any new subscribers want the video let me know. 😘

While doing my regular, yet probably weird, body checks, I discovered that I don't seem to have any butt muscles. 😐 I used to! I swear! But I've barely exercised in like 2 years. 💀 I've included proof of my swimmer's booty.

Hiiii. Sorry I've away. I was battling heat stroke and shit for a couple weeks until I got a new AC. 🥵 Please enjoy this random clothing try on video. I'm going to make a legging try on video as well because I apparently have a ton of them. I may also do a bikini try on! And maybe a lingerie try on

Should I do a new weigh in video this week? 🤔 I got a lumbar epidural today, so I can't do anything very active at the moment.

Silly little video. I got some fair food today. 🥰

Adventures in making my bed 🥴 I obviously need a servant.

I figured I'd take advantage of getting an MRI. 😂 I need to hunt through my phone to find all the content I've made and immediately forgotten about. I'm quite the scatterbrain. 🙈

Fatty takes a tumble. I saved my brunch though! If I hadn't gotten steroid shots in my knees I would have been stuck down there. 💀

Sorry I haven't been active. I haven't been feeling well. 🙈 Luckily I recorded this before that began. Look at me thinking ahead. You guys can give me ideas for videos to make if you want. No couples stuff at the moment because I'm not going to be able to convince random hookups to sign up to onlyf

Happy Easter! I have no money to celebrate it, so get inebriated and eat candy for me or something. 🤷🏼‍♀️ This video is me attempting to do squats for the first time in ages to see if the steroid shots have helped. It was kinda scary, but I did it!

I needed to relieve some stress, but my meds make it hard to orgasm. I had to fill myself up even more in order to cum. I ended up doing such a great job of fucking myself that I SQUIRTED. I pretty much never squirt, so it definitely shocked me. 🥴 I'll make a much better video featuring this huge d

I moved my lighting around, so obviously I had to make a test video to see if it's better right? I don't know how to twerk unless I'm Inebriated for some reason. 😔

It makes me sad nobody liked my silly video. 😔 Let's try a cute video! I recommend toasting your buns with a space heater. My room is currently 61F, so my buns really needed it. Maybe I need to be using AI descriptions to sound better. 🤔

I made this silly video awhile ago. Brownie points if you know what the song is from. 😏

Wherever you are right now, take 30 seconds to stretchhhhh your body.

Guess who made herself get out of bed today. 🥰 I'm only gaming, but still. Go meeee.

Hammy likes when I burp in his face so he can smell what I've eaten. Weirdo.

Fred (my security camera) got a fun view yesterday. I almost knocked my space heater over twice with my giant ass!

Cake stuffing omg. Beware the mouth noises because this cake was very sticky for some reason. 🥴 Sorry I've been a bit AFK. I'm ignoring reality by playing video games as usual. 🤓

Good lighting picture dump #3 because I got distracted by gaming. Possibly a repeat or two.

Good lighting picture dump #3 I think. I know I'm late. Insomniac gamer stuff. 🙈 I have more stretch marks than I thought. Probably from gaining weight so quickly.

Good lighting picture dump #2. Fun with a selfie-stick.

Good lighting picture dump #1. No makeup as usual.

It's just one of those days, ya know? I was literally pushing on my ass to get myself up. 👹

The sound is bad which makes me sad. 😔

Slow motion belly play with some oil. ❤️

Random cute video. The auto captions freaked out and amused me greatly.

Are you not amused? I am apparently incapable of making short videos for the most part. This was supposed to be around 5 minutes. 👹