E girl twerkathon!

Do you hear that? Can you hear it at protein? The rhythmic clapping of butt cheeks, the distant howl of the e-girl call. That's right, we've got the eagle twerking mashup you've all been waiting for!

When it comes to a life live deliciously, go no further than the always aging well e girl aesthetic. Everyone enjoys that, everyone fucking loves it! You know what else everyone loves, but cheeks be a clapping! Now come forth, watch the jiggle and the bounce, the jump and the bump, put it all together and you have a rip roaring good time. They say if you put your head close enough to my butt cheeks you can hear the UwU of the distant e girl calling out for more. Are you going to give her more? Are you going to satisfy her cravings? What are her cravings? I don't know, fuck me, why do I have to answer all the questions!? Why do I have to be the one who tells you how it is. You tell me how it is! I'm waiting!

I mean, something something butt cheeks and pussy juice! There we go, nailed it!