Let me paint a picture for you, the picture is a lady with a big old butt and a tight little body getting eaten out. I know what you're thinking, wasn't that one of the paintings that Leonardo da Vinci painted before he died. Not like this!

We have a masked gentleman finding his way inside my home. He thinks he's sneaky, he thinks he knows what he's doing but I'm two steps ahead. I'm right there to seduce him. Do I need to seduce him? No, I don't think so. He came in in his underwear so I don't really understand why I would have to do anything like that. I think he's more ready than I am but I'm still taking the lead here. Taking control of the situation! And how better do you take control of the situation than making someone give you head! He came in with what could have been really nefarious plans but not anymore! Now his plans are to eat my fucking puss until I come all over his face! That's the problem with these Home Invaders, they forget their place! People just need to be reminded quite frequently but with vaginas. Vaginas are kind of like life's little reminders. Remember when people tied strings are on their fingers? It's like that but I don't think anyone ever really did that. That was a really dumb saying, could you imagine existing each day with a fucking string around your finger? That would be so goddamn annoying. Yeah, I understand looks for the purpose but you'd probably get caught on shit and you'd get so angry that you wouldn't even care about anymore and you would tear it off and then you'd forget your whole thing and then you'd go home and you know, like abuse your family or something. I'm just saying, vaginas are a better reminder than strings. It's just fucking string logic! Tell you what, you got to answer which one and which do you pick? Do you want to string around your finger or do you want a vagina in your face?! As someone who has both had a string around their finger and a vagina in their face, I know which one I would pick!