You ever seen a bitch flex? You probably have, assuming you've been here for more than a week, you've definitely seen that. But you ever seen a bitch flex in little itty bitty pasties in a thong while erotically dancing? Yeah, that is probably something you've seen on here too. Anyway, it's '80s theme this time! That's right motherfuckers! '80S theme, '80s music, I did something cute with the editing! You can be privy to all this information. My jiggly bits and my last jiggly bits are here to tell a story. A story about how the economy used to actually be pretty agreeable and you used to be able to do a lot more than what you could now. Remember when groceries were cheap? Fuck that was sweet! Remember when people didn't charge like $2,000 for rent for absolute shitholes? The fuck happened with that!? I remember when I used to pay $700 rent for a three-bedroom house! Yeah motherfuckers, I'm that old! Even though it wasn't that long ago! I think I was in college or something? I don't remember! I'll tell you what I do remember, making this ass jiggle and wiggle while making boners happen! Because if there's anything Justine the boner maker knows, it's how to make some goddamn boners! We got one shot at this right and if I don't have you by my side, it's all going to blow up in my face! I'll have nothing to look forward to except black nothingness. The absence of consciousness and the feeling of non-existence as I drift through a timeless sense of never being! But you could stop that, you can pick up this stupid ass $5 set and bring validity to my life! Can I really put value on my life with $5? You bet your ass I can! I'm a sex worker and that's what people tell me! So come one, come all but come in the way that reminds people of semen because I'm here to make shit happen!