Uh-Oh, what time is this? No, not one that you can tell with a clock, one you can tell with a calendar! It's the fucking '80s! Was there a sexier time than the '80s, yes, there was... But not this week! Oh no, this week we're associating the '80s with boners. And what better for boners than ladies flexing while getting their anaerobics on! Sure, she's lifting weights but they did a lot more anaerobic shit back then so let's just say that's what I did, I mean that's what she did! And she's a slut!

She's dressing up like she belongs and some kind of music video. She's got a fucking headband and some sparkle pasties on! Who's going to take this bitch seriously? Everyone will if they know what's good for them! Before those paces will go on though, let's make sure that we got some pokey nipple action through her bras. Wow, talk about a slut! Does she have any respect for herself? Sure, she's lifting weights but she's also lifting... Proclivities! Sexual proclivities! She's out of control and you're the only one who can stop her. It costs $5 to stop her though and by stop her I mean allow yourself to masturbate the photos of her! And that being said, it's the only way! The only way you're going to help the world get better? Or stop her promiscuous ways? Or maybe it creates some kind of time machine where we go back to the '80s? I don't really fucking know. I'd really like $5 though...