Looks like it's another day of hard workouts and even harder bathing! I'm going to put my body through the ringer for you but then I'm going to cover myself in water and soap so I can be allowed to exist in society without reprimand or feeling ostracized! That's right, I'm like a straight up grownz-up! What do those kinds of people do? They flex for you, they strip** for you, and they bathe **right in front of you! I make my body better so that boners have an easier time showing up. And let me tell you, with my track record, I am inundated with boners at the moment! At least I think I am, I'm not really sure. People don't send me unsolicited dick pics these days, that is not a request! Please do not send me unsolicited dick pics! I don't need them! I have quite a collection already and I have no buyers for said collection. However, instead of giving me your weiner pictures, can I interest you in giving me like $5 so I can show you my naked body bathing? Also flexing and doing other stuff like moving around and existing as proof that I'm not dead and totally a living human being!?

So come on into the bathroom with me, because this is only part one! That's right, here's another fucking curveball for you! There's going to be multiple parts to this series? How? I don't really know yet... But I swear to fucking God that there will be some kind of story that I'm putting together here. If you don't purchase this, you're not going to understand the highly complex storyline if you get them out of order so I really recommend getting in at ground level bitches!