Billy With The Blue Eyes

Good job, everybody. 🗳️🇺🇸 Tippers will get a personal congratulations.

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How to get my attention? Tell me I'm funny or give me money. Or both!

Should I do pumper content?? ⛽️

Ugh I want a massage. Who's getting me one???

I got called out in the gangbang group chat this morning. Apparently my sexual reputation is safe good lay I dress like a sixth grader

Be jealous: I got invited into Carmela Clutch's hotel room [to record The Manwhore Podcast]. Subscribe now so you don't miss it... @clutchvip

It is so fucking stupid how cute I am ngl

I said, "Sorry for the messy room." She said, "What mess? I just see the beginning of a dick I want in my mouth."

Laying naked in my apartment writing jokes about Jesus of Nazareth before the Philly shows tonight. 🍵

What should my next video be? I'm feeling hot again. May let y'all see some new cumshot or sex scene. IDK. Shoot your ideas in the comments!

Had so much fun in Chicago! Sold out naked shows and made my Lincoln Lodge debut ☺️

Who's going to The Naked Comedy Show in New York and a Chicago this week???

I'm such a fucking hottie. But remember to tell me how funny I am.

Driving to Philly to see how many nuts I can leave inside a new lover. First time I saw her, I was eating her out. And adter she squirted in My Mouth, she shouted, "stick your dick in me!" No condom. Just two frequently tested hotties growling in each other's ears.

Yall really made me sad failing that IG post challenge. When I'm sad, I don't post juicy ass, hairy chest thirst traps for free. Go over there and make me happy.

If you've ever bought my naked comedy set, DM me and I'll send you that fat and soft-looking dick pic I posted while lounging around.

Need someone to come suck this fatty cock during the flash flood.

Feeling strong makes me feel so happy 😄 You watching my jerk-off videos makes me even happier 😈

Anyone going to The Naked Comedy Shows tomorrow night in Brooklyn???

I just gave myself SUCH blue balls. I went green on my dick so long it's now red on my intestines.

This has officially become an OF page for the top 3%. I would say, "Sorry, I don't make the rules," but I do. 😈

A certain message board pointed out how affordable all my content unlocks are. Glad they did! Gonna go raise my prices today...see it cheap while you still can I guess! lol horny men can't help but tell on themselves

I'm glad y'all are finding my page. But comment below how you found me!! I haven't been sharing my username in years. Curious!

A friend got $170 for his naked comedy set. So. My price is going up MONDAY! HMU to get my 14-minute set for just $100.

New Naked Comedy Show city. New shower. New selfie.

Y'all have been financially active lately. So this ass woke up.

Flying home from the Raw Dog Naked Comedy Festival in Palm Springs! An update about buying the uncensored set. ☝️☝️☝️

I'm HEADLINING The Naked Comedy Festival in Palm Springs! Very excited.

Wow. I'm really about to do three half-hour naked comedy sets in Palm Springs this week. That's crazy. "Post the tape!" You can't afford it boo boo. 💋

"Gosh I did not make enough money last night..." the beginning of your favorite straight guy sex fantasy OR me after low ticket sales last night

In all my years in comedy, this has never happened to me. More pits if I see more tips. 😘

It's my birthday weekend. Give me money. 🤑🍑

Someone here should buy me a massage. Just saying. My favorite vice!

Weird to have read about the start of Late Show and to watch the very end of it. Good night, Stephen! Thank you for the laughs! (Please run for President!) (Ask me for my bookshop dot org links for these EPIC dramas.) (I am not wearing pants right now.)

Maybe I should "roleplay" straight guy who lost money gambling on here. What would you have me do??? My debt is SOOO big. Who can take advantage of me for something BIG? 🤭

I'm about to take my clothes off and tell jokes about Judaism. I'm a goy. Wish me luck.✌️

How much does cake cost?

Went to a sports-themed sex party tonight. I fucked three women wearing a New York Jets jersey cuz it's the only way I can wear that and feel like a winner.

FINALLY! I'm making one of my naked comedy show sets available as a custom. Message me to find out more! 😘

Do women ACTUALLY enjoy gangbangs??? @rayray_xxx has done seventy of them OFF-CAMERA — just for the love of the game! And I've known many other women who've requested the experience. Find out why on The Manwhore Podcast!

Have you checked your messages? 😉

If you can accurately guess my tax bill, I just might let you pay it. 😏😏

What're you reading?

backstage at The Naked Comedy Show in Philadelphia!

one last edge before Naked Roast Battle at Skankfest!

Halloween Hacienda pix came in. Fuck ICE? 🙏 (Someone did melt the ICE off me later.)

Manifesting a $1,000 custom 💫

New content with the OzempicBody — thicc with less tits — is getting shot this fall. What do you wanna see me do? Angles. Looks. Props. Acts. Papa's rent went up 13% so....👋👋👋💋

I played poker for the first time in years last night. Did not go well. What will you make me show to make up for it? 👀