I have a problem and the problem is speed. my entire solo career, start to finish. in, out, normal, maximum efficiency

and I read somewhere that going slow is "an experience" so obviously I had to test it, because if there's one thing I can't stand it's being worse at something enjoy

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rules were simple. minimum thirty minutes. no rushing. every time I got close, stop every time, breathe, start over

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I made it 11 minutes >.<

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I have never been more betrayed by my own body, she does not listen, she sees the finish line and sprints like there's a prize involved. the video is the full 11 minutes of me trying to be patient and losing, and honestly it's the most crazy thing I have ever posted. you can watch me get all pleased with myself, get pleased with myself again like I learned nothing.

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thirty minute rematch is happening at some point and I am taking forecasts on whether I last longer. the house always loses with me apparentlyㅤ