Earlier on this day I picked up a gently
-used Hario coffee bean grinder from a “FREE” box at a random stoop. I carried the thing around for hours, actually thinking it was a pepper mill (a fool am I). I took it to a venue where I performed standup comedy, and laid the bag on a bench in the green room (pictured here). I noticed loose coffee beans on the bench and a plastic disc, which I found puzzling but somehow didn’t make the connection — got home to realize the object’s true identity and that I had left a crucial component in that green room, for all of eternity.

Anyway how would you console me big daddy