Lil Himbo

Howdy all 🤠 another absence another story. I'm not making this up, but i wish i was. I have been laying low due to an investigation at my workplace where I guess somebody learned a but too much about me, and decided to generate some AI photos of me (which nobody has permission to do btw). They then

Happy Holidays from me and my beautiful partner, @poiseandivy 🥰 More to cum in the future once we move past all the holiday madness 💦

Lost track of time 😵‍💫 but for good reason! Happy 250th Birthday Marines! And Happy Veteran's Day to the rest of you 🫡 This year, my lovely partner @poiseandivy gave me breakfast in bed (the sexual kind) and then sent me off to our new friend, who I can hopefully soon tag once her account is appr

Hey all, not been happy with my body lately, meant to post this on reddit on a certain showerbeer subreddit, what do you guys think? Pls be nice i haven't been able to take good care of myself lately, may life be kind to everybody in these wild times we're living in

This heat wave so bad I'm building fences in my underwear 🫠 I've got at least one neighbor who gets really chatty when I'm working outside 😇

I hope everybody had a wonderful first week of Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈 Have fun, stay safe 🌈

Happy Day-After-Memorial-Day! This was a wild weekend for me, some friends had a lil too much fun at the bars so I had to carry two cutie patooties back to the car and take care of them 😅 As much fun as it was playing Daddy, I ended up snoozing the weekend away. Pic is from the last time i had two

Happy Hump day! Watch where you aim that thing 😘 I am thinking about launching a VIP page where all my content would be uploaded on a slightly more regular schedule and free! I may even be launching it within the week. Thoughts?

Happy Hump day, think of me 😉 Did I need to drill like this? No, but i did it for your viewing pleasure 🫡

Good News: Work wants to promote me. And everybody knows about my OF and so the commentary on having a manwhore for a leader has been entertaining to say the least. Bad News: my nose LOVES sinus infections, so the wind has definitely been taken outta my sails today. I've never struggled to grab the

Happy Easter 🩷💛🧡💚🩵💜

Brakes brake? Nah, brakes broken

When I'm not working I am putting in work 🥵 Got the fence torn down, starting to seperate good wood and scrap to save some time and resources. Felt kinda cute with all my colors on, what do y'all think?

Lost power in a bigass storm last night, might get some woodworking videos soon 😉 thanks to the same storm blowing my fence down 🥲 Also speaking of ass, anybody wanna admire mine? Lumber ain't cheap no more 🍑🪵

Work is putting me through Death by PowerPoint, I would commit war crimes for a coffee right now 😴 Throwback to when I got to enjoy sunshine in my hair and wind in my face. We diverted a river to look at a pipe underneath 🤠

When i first started my page,I was learning how to twerk, then i felt too embarrassed to post and eventually forgot about the video... Ladies, theydies, and gentlemen do I have a treat for you 😘 Watch me throw ass and enjoy seeing EVERYTHING from the back including some crazy back muscles, cock and

We have a friend who likes to send us her naked progress pics with all sorts of quirks. She did a fridge selfie recently, and now I'm stealing her idea ft. My-to-do-list I have not been able to workout like I used to, but i am eating alot more protein and veggies and alot less of everything else to

Who doesn't love lounging around with their balls out 😊 (non-ball-havers are welcome to join as well of course, we got lots of comfy robes 💜)

Who wants to lick it clean? 🍆💦

Hanging out in a medical facility all day and getting a ton of allergy shots every few minutes today to catch up on the treatment I have been needing for the past few years. As if that wasn't fun enough I have decided to file my taxes online while I'm stuck here 🤓 Can't wait to spend my whole refun

After a few rough weeks recovering with @poiseandivy we finally felt freaky enough to jerk me off under the covers while we watched our favorite anime with our good friend/camera lady 🥵 It was supposed to be a secret, but i could not contain myself after having such a massive cum for the first time

Made turkey, bbq ribs, and some tasty sides for a Happy Thanksgiving 😊 hope y'all enjoyed yourselves, black friday package incoming 🫡

So i got an allergy test done on my back 🫠 the docs said this is pretty crazy and i ended up getting prescribed epipens for nothing specific but "Life" in general.

Happy Veteran's Day to anybody who served And a belated Happy Birthday to the Marines! I celebrated mine last night with good food, wine, and a skinnydip 😊 Anyways, anybody who I see giving out tips (or tits if they're nice) might receive a lil something special in their inbox 🥰

Made a a real mess of myself 💦 anybody wanna lick it off of me? 🥰

Just so y'all know i haven't forgotten 💜 Long story short I thought lost my job but got called in yesterday to resume my regular gig 🥳 but when i got home i found water damage from the fridge and shower as well 🥲 So it's been a busy 36 hours or so, but i will be back on my hoe shit asap!

I did/am doing it y'all, Didn't get as much done as I'd like to, but I plan on getting more content together 😘 tomorrow I'll even have a haircut lol

If I am brave enough, who would be interested in watching me pull some weeds wearing shoes? 👀

We love being naked as much as possible 😊 I have a weird living room layout but imagine knocking on my front door to see me gaming in this "outfit"; too bad you'd have to come around back to get a better view 😏

In case anybody missed me, i got assaulted at work, so i took some time off from life to relax and recover mentally. I defended myself just fine, I'd say the other guy had it worse than me, but y'all this "adult" started swinging because I said "you're being kinda rude" Anyways here's a video of a n

@poiseandivy wanted a sweet treat, I wanted to do a certain trend 🥰 Anyways this was amazing and my little slut said swallowing a load has never been more delicious 🤤💦

Have you ever been so horny that you just HAVE TO CUM right then and there? I was so horny I just dropped to my knees and busted 💦 didn't even get comfy in bed Who wants to watch? 🥰 I have one video for you that immediately followed the picture, as well as a close up video of my 🍆 shooting even m

I still wanna make a 🍑 video but we're waiting on a package 😔 In the meantime here's a package we can enjoy right here and now 💦 happy hump day everybody 🥰 A mix of dominant and desperate posing from a horny guy who missed his partner while they were traveling. Now that we've got our play room s

Organized my big, sexy package into a big, easy bundle for you horny fellas. Looks like a helluva deal to me, and you'll have alotta looking to do 😘

Idk about you guys but tax season was alot less fun this year 🫠 Luckily for you that means if this post, or any post gets 65 dollars in purchases and tips you will receive ALL of my current content. Over a hundred 🔥 pictures and videos, with lots of 🍆 and 🍑 and moaning and cumming for an even ho

Been trying something new with my hair, apparently I have waves? Growing up with a balding father and a family that doesn't really teach boys how to self care I only just now discovered this lol What do y'all think? 😊

Imagine being my study buddy and you can help me focus from under the desk 😘 while I try and learn more about Data Analytics 🤓 this dick isnt gonna suck itself

So the Valentine's Special was a mild success 😊 Aaand The company I worked for decided to cut a good chunk of it's employees, and I was one of them. Hopefully that gives me more time to start doing what i want, which does involve all of us getting off a little bit more 💦😏 Anyways, don't be strang

Happy Valentine's Day, Freaks! @poiseandivy and I have our own plans, but for you lovely people I'd like to try something. Buying and Liking at least: $15 worth of content- your own dick rating (dickless fans hmu for whatever sort of rating you'd like or lemme know what sounds fair) $25 worth of con

@poiseandivy left for a little trip and I woke up feeling super horny without my precious cumdumpster. I tried not to touch myself while they were away, but when they started teasing my I couldnt stop myself from oozing, see for yourself 💦 and then they asked for a video as I came so i sent them th

Been awhile since i been on here, but everything is great, just busy 😁 @poiseandivy is still my lil partner in crime, and alot of fun is being had. We had a great time at a concert awhile back, and a spectacular Halloween, and all sorts of hot activities together 🥰 I learned They are very talented

Background items for reference, but i believe we got a size up 😅 Also got me a nifty lil cock sleeve that I can't wait to try out 🥰

Home for the weekend, some new toys came in the mail ☺️ absolutely love the cock ring already, made getting drive-thru coffee incredibly difficult with @poiseandivy in control Waiting on a Large Bad Dragon dildo for them and a Flint Cock Sleeve for us 😘 cant wait to show yall those as well!

Traveling for work all by myself again 🥲 @poiseandivy missed me and talked me through a nice jerk session, and with nobody else to finish in They requested i record myself exploding over my own chest ☺️ So here's that 🍆💦 along with everything that led up to it; let us know whatcha think 😘

@poiseandivy and I have been really busy but They were looking hella good cooling off after working around the house all weekend 🤤 so i covered them in cum as a treat for both of us 💦 and a creampie as a treat for us all

Some friends wanted to see me my military photos, figured y'all might wanna see some military nudes 😘 so yung, dumb, and full of 💦 Plus two bonus nudes from the front and back of me now, having aged like a fine wine 😌

It's been a busy time for me and @poiseandivy, but our house repairs are coming along nicely (when we have the time) and our Dungeon is finally ready for paint 😌 We've gone on some cute dates, wore some matching outfits gifted from a friend, and rescued a puppy, can't wait to catch up with everybod

I havent made a post in awhile, but I'm not gone! @poiseandivy and I have just been really busy moving Them into our home together and there are indeed gonna be some whores in this house 🥰 Also the piercings are back! And they're vertical 😌 extra cool points

Update: Put up a Temporary wall as the garage started sagging and thats not good for my gym or my upstairs area. That horizontal cross beam was HEAVY on it's own but jacking up the garage itself was a sweaty job 🥵 AND managed to have some fun with @Poiseandivy at a cute lil Barcade this weekend 😊

The wedding went AMAZING! Damn did it feel good to dress up with my partner 🥰 We were way too tuckered out after dancing our asses off in the sun and helping with the whole thing, but we still managed to get some cute pics, just not many horny ones lol They were in the wedding party and despite bei