Oof, this better be worth it. I'm downing soda and mentos and I can feel the bubbles going straight to my poor stomach. It was already swollen from lunch, but now? Oh boy.

I can't help the whines that escape my lips as I clutch my gurgling middle as the gas pushes it further out. It's straining against my skin and clothes... maybe even enough to pop the button on my jeans.

My tummy just keeps gurgling and rumbling from all the extra carbonation sloshing around in here. Good thing I'm alone because I need to get these burps out!