Oof, I can't believe I'm doing this. I manage to get down a banana and then wash it down with Sprite. I'd already had a whole liter off camera, but now I'm gulping down a second liter for you.

The gas and sweetness start churning inside me, packing my belly_ even fuller _as it sloshes and expands, gurgling up in a fierce protest.

I let out a shaky whimper, quickly followed by a deep burp as I clutch my swelling gut. I can feel the pressure build... and build... and build... Oh god,_ _I think I'm gonna burst!