You come home from work.

It's evening. Dark outside. The apartment is empty. You're tired. You've had enough of people for one day.

Your body is telling you it's hungry.

Just not for food.

And whatever it wants, it wants it right now.

Can you really say no to yourself?

Harsh overhead lighting. Olive oil on my hairy body. A camera thoroughly enjoying the view.

I think this might be the best solo video of my career.
Do you agree?