For leg day, I usually wear leggings. No shorts over them, I am a porn star, after all. And underneath, a thong.

Sure, I could wear seamless synthetic briefs or boxer briefs like a normal person. But you'll still see the outline in certain positions.

And that just looks cheap.

Most of my thongs are perfectly fine, by the way. Cotton or some very soft blended fabric.

But then there are these.

They're leftovers from a shoot, and they have an actual string in the back. Not "string" as a marketing term. An actual string.

And that thing digs mercilessly into the crack and right into the neighborhood of the anus whenever I bend forward deeply or hit the bottom position on the leg press.

In other words, exactly at the moment of maximum effort, when even a tiny mistake in technique feels dangerous.

The exercise is more effective when you pause clearly at the bottom and return to the starting position slowly and under control.

Which means:

The more it cuts into you, and the slower you have to climb out of that position, the better the workout.

So.

What thong do you think I usually wear on leg day?

I'm beginning to suspect I'm an old pervert.

Actually, scratch that.

At this point, I'm completely certain.