Lily Phillips

The year of the penis

Just performed at The London Palladium for crying out loud!

Fun show, grimy dressing room #tour

BIG NEWS I’m doing my new show at Soho Theatre London 13th-14th April 2026!!!

Happy Halloween! New series of my podcast Ghastly Women is out NOW!

Hello everybody! Been working hard! Here’s a pic from a live podcast in London!

Read between the legs 👙

Been busy doing some BIG GIGS!

Voice stuff who knew! Will do my best to respond to the messages! ❤️

Taking requests

Little voice thang

I just found out that some women orgasm during birth!!!! Can this be true? Anyone here a doctor????

Anyone in Brighton in July?

👙🦶🦶🤰

CHERRY TITS

To spray tan or not to spray tan?

Don’t want to brag but I went to the gym AGAIN today

On train on way to gig…Brighton here I come!

Forgot to say HAPPY VALENTINES YOU CRAZY ANIMALS!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ I worked 🥲 what did you get up to?

Looking for a female photographer for a shoot, any recommendations?

Early to bed for me!

Had some work cancelled today BORED, what shall I do?

Need help for a thing! What is the worst film you’ve ever seen? (Bad not scary!)

Either going to call my show Stitches or Crying, thoughts?

Bring back the summer!!! (but not the pregnancy) 🤣

Went to gym for first time in months and now I can’t sit down! NO PAIN NO GAIN!

Heaven

How does everyone cheer themselves up on a cold Monday morning?

Sunday is my favourite day, sitting around in a comfy dressing gown and slippers, watching crap TV and eating a gazillion biscuits ❤️

Thank god it’s Friday! Means nothing to me as I work weekends!

Filmed a sketch as a goth and this is my sexy underwear

I keep mentioning that I’m not THAT Lily Phillips on stage and LOVE that all the men in the audience pretend not to know what I’m talking about 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Internet playing up! Will do another live stream soon!

HELP! what should my new stand up show be called?

So the other Lily did a 100 men in a day, what should my challenge be? COMEDY THEMED!

Good thing my name is not Bonnie Blue! What are our thoughts on this? Was it 1057 men?

Bit of skin…

I’m BACK! What have I missed?

What’s everyone’s new year’s plans? Keep it clean boys!!!

Merry Christmas you filthy animals! 🥰

Bought myself a new top for Christmas, we like?

I’m having a Friday night off - drinking Baileys and chatting shit - excellent use of my time!

I am a dog girl

Hopefully this pic will pay for a pedicure 😂

Got sent this underwear by mistake but I may keep it…😉

It’s frigging snowing! Bad day for nudes 🤣

I wish I was back in the sun 👙🦶

I’m gigging in Scotland and it’s FREEZINGGGGGGGGGGGG, already have a cold 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

New clip! Thanks for supporting comedy my lovelies xxx

I guess I’m a pumpkin?