SURPRISE!

You have been smacked by the CHRISTMAS COCK MONSTER right in your face! THWACK There’s just ONE rule. You can’t cock slap someone that has already cock slapped you!! Try to cock slap as many as possible before they cock slap you. I have already smacked you in your face, so you can’t cock slap me. Good luck!

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(    ノ                 ￣Y  \

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     ＼   |   ⌒Ｙ⌒   /  /

         | ヽ     |      ﾉ ／

         ＼トー仝ーイ

              | ミ土彡/

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         /       / ѼΞΞΞΞΞΞΞD

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Pass the Christmas Cockmonster to 10 of your tightest bros to give them massive blessings and gains this 2026