Marty

Retro pick if you are wondering what I look like without a moustache or a shirt. I'm almost done moving into my new apartment. Now I have my own office so more pics to come!

The most annoying thing about all these bots commenting on my posts is that they're really barking up the wrong tree here Anyways finally getting back in the gym after appendicitis. My knees are starting to get pretty creaky, looking for recs on ways to increase knee strength. Besides "keep getting

ok what about asmr wut could we do there

I'm back! I've been out of the loop for a whole between appendicitis and not being st the gym but I need money so ill.be posting more lol

It's my birthday today so I'm coming back from the dead to post! My appendectomy is healing very well, thank you for all the well wishes. I'll be back on here a bit more now but I'll be silent for another week or so as I had to Burning Man. See you on the other side!

Honest question, are yall still buying sets that have my shaved belly and appendectomy scars fresh in them. Legit more worried about the shaved part than the scarred part

Doctor said my wang is too big so I gotta get bottom surgery pray/pay for me

Hey Cunhairs, did ya miss me? It's been a busy summer. I'm legit kinda tan which is very weird for me. So I took some pics in the classic completely non functional jockstrap for yall. I realize one reason I haven't posted as much is a lack of new clothes, since AmAzon completely fucked up their wish

Out of office

Summer has been busy. I shall return soon. Requests? Inspire me

Getting ready to go out for a hike with the fam last week. Big time 90s uncle vibes

Ok in back from vacation, more content to come this week. Here is my cat being annoying

This is has been my life for the past 5 days

Ok this one took a lot of editing so the price is a little higher. But it's the first time I have posted my naked set in it's entirety. Well not quite in it's entirety, still blurred my bits (with some fortuitous shadow included) and had to cut the video at some parts to make sure other people weren

Happy pride everyone, appreciate yall for being you

Lil jokey joke

Summer is cookin so far. NY feels like the center of the world right now. How's your summer? Are you cheering for anyone in the world cup or are you just cheering for whoever has the shortest shorts?

Okay it took me some time to get around to it, but here it is, the full live stream from last sunday. It started late because I am hammered. But I had a good time, and so did the people who joined. And theres a special little treat in there, so check it out! I am bit annoyed because my new camera di

Been teasing this for a while but I'm gonna stick to it this time. Gonna go live Sunday night around 8 est. Stay tuned for updates. And throw suggestions out!

It's my 3 year anniversary of moving to New York. What a fun and wild time it's been

This is the ideal male body type. You may not like it but accept it

The pics are before the workout. The video is after the workout. See any difference? This one goes hard for the tighty whitie fans

Happy Pride from Martina Cunty

Trying something a little different. It's a video of me doing some dishes and making a protein shake in some tighty whities. Lookin real thicc here, come see this slice of life I'm wearing these to the gym, will take some before and after pics as well

Beach season approaches. Here is me playing some beach rugby last year

Throwback to big beard marty

Had to hop in the pool after the matches on Saturday

Post game pic. I proved myself in a gladiorial arena. Great set if you're a fan of scrapes and bruises

The glory of Rome is eternal, as is my hangover today

In my roman empire era

I sent this set out in DMs earlier this week but why not post it too. Tight white singlet with very little to the imagination. I'm goin for gold

Another angle from this weekend. This one gives off way more "Bigfoot walking into the woods" vibes

Too fast to photograph

Thinking about going live Sunday night. What do we think. Also does it look like this tank top is a onesie in this pic or is that just me

Summer approaches. Time to get weird

I made a meme

Ima da pope

Booty, bulge, bed, blinds. What else can you ask for

Man these felt way better than they looked. Whaddya think

Comedy is going well

Looks like Amazon just decided to make wish list addresses public so until I get a PO box I will not be adding anything there haha

Full live stream from last night. I had only planned doing like 20 minutes but ended up being online for like 45 minutes. Tried on a few outfits, lots of posing, jokes, etc. Had a lot more fun than I thought I would. The live version costs less so tune in to the next one, it will be a sunday night n

The people have spoken. I will be going live tonight at 9 EST. Assuming I can figure out the tech. If you miss this one, I'll be doing it again sometime soon. Seems like Sundays also work for people as well. Anyways see ya then

Thinking about going live this week. What times work best for people?

So when I got home at 4 am last night after a night of clubbing I thought to myself "I've been neglectful of the Cunhairs, why don't I try filming something" so I set up my phone to get me showering before bed but because I was pretty fucked up I didn't really do a good job lol. It's got a little bi

I took these pics with my toes. Showin yall what it would look like if you were at my feet

I will be in Houston this week. psyched to check it out, taking food recs!

Sorry haven't posted any new content in a bit been busy as hell with work and travel. Also if you're in NY I have my cat comedy show tomorrow DM me about tix!

I made the front page of the newspaper when I was like 19 for chilling during a heatwave

Throwback to my no mustache look for my Rugby heads hot 8 years ago