Dickford Hayes

Spooky Halloween Farts

Big Bloated Belly Boxer Briefs Farts (BBBBBF)

You've gotta smell my pent up gas and man stink when I get home from work!

POV: Your football coach keeps you after practice to join him in the FART CLOSET

Well someone needs to lick my smelly ass clean!

Uncomfortably bloated and letting it all out!

POV: The farting cowboy gives you a hand while farting in your face!

When Dad has a big bloated belly while in his tighty whities...

I get a little mean in this one, but I need somebody to lick my feet while I fart.

POV: Your roommate discovers your fart fetish - and lets you smell his bare ass farts!

Farting non-stop while I'm desperate to use the bathroom!

Kiss my bloated belly while I let the gas out

Let's blow some bubbles 🫧

Your going to be my stink slave when I'm sweaty and ripe for you! Feet, armpits, and an gassy butthole.

Those bloated belly farts have me like:

When you're a speck of food on your belching, farting, messy-eating dad's lips...

POV: I make you smell my feet, armpits, and farting ass after a long and sweaty day at work

WARNING: Not for the faint-hearted Your fart master really puts you through it!

Whoops! Dad accidentally ate the flubber that makes him fart wildly!

The first day of the month - guess who's paying you a visit!

Get inside your giant dad's farting ass!

Waaay too bloated and gassy after a messy lunch.

Crawl inside dad's dutch oven!

POV: Trying to watch TV with your NON-STOP farting roomate

Well this is just fart abuse at this point!

A most smelly fart punishment

Boogers & Farts - be ready to be dominated (not that I care that you are)!

Dad is farting non-stop while he's fast asleep - sneak a dutch oven?

Gassy frat bro plots to crop dust the sorority house across the street

Your abusive farting landlord just can't give you a break!

Lick my feet while I fart!

Your abusive landlord barges in to fart in your face!

I've been asked for this quite a few times from fans that love the verbal component - let me talk about and describe my farts to you.

POV: You sneak under my overhanging ass when I'm farting

The cowboy's toilet farts

Your doctor does a house call for your sulfur intake

Farting while stuck like Winnie the Pooh

Bow your nose toward your fart king

Your abusive colleague farts on you for slacking off!

Your stepdad punishes you with the fart closet!

Your roommate catches you spying on him, then farts in your face!

POV: We're watching a movie together while I gas you out

I shrink my office rival to punish him with my farts!

Super bloated belly farts

POV: Jerking off to your dad's farts while showering

Your new co-worker hazes you with the fart closet!

POV: Your boss keeps ripping huge farts during lunch!

Sorry for the lull in content over the last week and a bit - had to recover from a back injury, and its the first day I've been able to walk somewhat normally again. I'll be back at it this week to post new content and catch up on customs - thanks for the patience!

Help me decide which sweatpants to wear while I fart nonstop

Rapid-fire farts in jeans