Hello my friends. I am sorry for the delay on this very spicy bathroom set. Story time!

Yesterday I had a PRF treatment for my genetic dark under eyes. I’ve had them since I was literally 10 years old, given lovingly to me by my mom. After years of battling EDs and depression they had only gotten worse and I was tired of looking dead when I woke up. No amount of concealer would truly cover it, so with apprehension I found a nurse injector who does collagen treatments. The idea is they draw b***d, put it in a centrifuge, heat and cool it, then make a gel from my own platelets (science rules). It’s not quite a filler, but more of a long term treatment. I was pretty stoked; handled the injections like a champ! Today, however…. I look like I was in a bar fight. So I am sitting here with a bag of frozen peas on my face and honestly, I’ve never looked sexier. So I am bruised and puffy and will likely wear my cool-ass sunglasses for a couple days but in the meantime, here is me resting in a bathtub. Also pictured: The cat who followed me in the bathroom and me in bed, POST bath.