Sandy Danto

Have gained weight but lost control

Here's a recent set of me in Eugene, Oregon in a Moo-Moo

Any onlyfans out there phish (only)plans? Let me know if you want just the sip?

One of the great slept on comedian of this generation, Josh Wolf, got his appendix removed and had me play his appendix on his weekly panel show Controlled Chaos

A longer clip and also some nostalgia for you old farts out there

Glamour Shotz by terrifically talented Bay Area 📸 Bae Jim McCambridge. If you’re in the Bay Area and need photos🤳 find him on IG

Some behind the scenes type shit to grace your scrolling pleasure. I have no shame - Please buy two things from me?

The time my life was threatened and absolute chaos broke out while I was opening for Bobby Lee

An extincty but a goody

Buy two of my paid posts today and I’ll send you one of these sweet sweet jibbitz with Ron Jeremy’s face on it

Don’t croc-block. Buy two of my paid posts today and I’ll send you a jibbit (croc charm) with my face on it for free

Help me out by purchasing an unedited set of mine for only $3? May not be as entices as some of the "sets" you can find on this platform, but this will provide a different kind of happy ending...

Watch me fend off two gang members in Ontario, CA. Will be posting full set next week.

A joke I wrote got memed

Message me if you want to see my Danny Devito impression

My artistic interpretation of this past episode of White Lotus

Crowd Work clips are all that matters in stand-up comedy nowadays. Here’s one of mine before it was so cool. Be so kind as to tip me for this and I’ll truly be grateful and put you on the guest list to a show (if I can)

Thought these were appropriate for OnlyFans

A Canadian Crypto Commercial I was in well before the economy was on the brink of collapse.

First treadmill dance post-hip surgery. A little rusty but I didn’t reinjure it and need another surgery so that’s a win.

You ever attend the cinema at a public pornography theater?

For real, 100% sincere. I realize most people are on this platform for pleasure, but I’m here for you if you just want to bro down

Ended up having an orgy with the entire audience on these two particular nights. Unforgettable memories with, frankly, forgettable people, but fun nonetheless

New fetish video dropped, watch to find out if I do too…

Message me if you’ve ever given or received a catfish

Ever get a car with a bow on it? Do you have a soulmate?

I know we all have conflicting viewpoints and compassion for those of us in society who are struggling, but here's my point of view

I used to be a fitfluencer. I’m extremely motivating and agile.

You can hear how much more out of shape I was in this clip by the wheeze in my laugh

Do you want to see me fall?

here's a full set of me at the legendary Hermosa Comedy and Magic Club

A longer clip of me bussin' in Seattle

Full video from headlining weekend at the world famous San Francisco Puncline of an awkward group of dude's Bachelor Party who wouldn't shut the fuck up my whole set so I got them up on stage to chug beers. Extreme crowd work!

Opening up about my marriage instead of opening up my marriage

Me being as naughty as the tiny nipples I’m covering up

Some of my favorite recent memes

Some fun crowd work at the beginning of my set over Halloween at the legendary Comedy On State comedy club in Madison, WI

Me and @funnybutt right before our LMAOF set taping

I got this tattoo to honor the late great Steven Brody Stevens. If you’ve never heard of him, find him down a YouTube rabbit hole. One of the funniest, most unique comedians of all time. Beloved by everyone in comedy. If I raise over $1000 on this platform I will get an arguably funnier tattoo: the

Part of the infamous set opening for Bobby Lee in Ontario, California where I was almost attacked by violent gang members just for being a people pleaser. Clips from this went viral on TikTok. This was on my eldest daughter’s 1st birthday. If the security guards didn’t act as quickly and diligently

Me and @funnybutt at a pool party in the 2010s

Portland fetish talk

Another shot from my heavy drinking days

Some say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, I think it might be stalking and this clip backs that thang up

This is what my only fans adult xxx concept is. Please tip to help fund if you want to see me start this project.

This is when I used to look like Susan Boyle and not have a refrigerator with an ice cube machine. On a side note, if I reach my fundraising goal - I’ll get an Only Fans Tramp Stamp. Throw me a couple bucks. I only need like $840 in the next couple of months.

New pedicure foot pamper dirty talk video just dropped

I’m in Seattle headlining the Hereafter tonight. This is from another venue in Seattle another time I was here 15 more pounds ago

IN PORTLAND ON ACID SELLING TIME SHARES AND HUGGING WITHOUT CONSENT

Here's my headlining set from 2014. Enjoy it!