🐕 "That Dog Don’t Hunt"… But I Do 😉

_The other day I was scrolling YouTube and landed on some lady in the middle of a rant (can’t even remember what about) - but what stuck was her line: "Hell no, that dog don’t hunt!" _🐕‍🦺

I’d never heard that before, and it cracked me up. I’m not from the South, so now I’m wondering… what other saucy Southern one-liners am I missing out on? I wanna hear them all from busting a gut to panties dropping faster than $5 margaritas on Cinco de Mayo! 🤣