❤️ Jenny Rails ❤️

😜 "A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion." ~ George Orwell

🎃 OLD SCHOOL CREEPS & CHILLS! 🦇 _This post was inspired by a conversation I had earlier with a fellow creator and supporter (thank you @aimeemtz _ ❤️), and we got to talking about old school spooky TV shows! Now, I'm not a huge fan of the new horror stuff (I'm the one closing my eyes AND ears for

🙌 "Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon." ~ John Madden

🤍 "There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go." ~ Tennessee Williams

🍽️ Menu or No Menu, That's The Question! 😈 Over the past couple of weeks, there's been a surprising spike in people asking me about a tip menu for my livestreams, so I figured I'd ask what you think! Most of you know I keep my livestreams relaxed and free to enter so you can get to know me, hang o

😁 "Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest." ~ Demetri Martin

💫 “To define is to limit.” ~ Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

😎 "I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone." ~ Elayne Boosler

💋 Let's Talk! 🔥 😍 One of you just threw me a curveball! They admitted to checking me out a couple of times a day, and now you've got me thinking 😈 We've heard plenty from the guys, so let's see who's been keeping an eye on me from the other side of the fence! 👀 How often do you check out sexy c

🍆 Let's Talk Numbers 🤫 A guy recently asked me if this was a full-time job, and I told him it's definitely evolved into one. Turns out, you guys are horny 24/7! 🥵 Before I started doing this, I had NO idea how much sex was on your brains or how often you guys rubbed one out! 🤯 Now I need some an

⛓️ Alright, What Am I Getting Myself Into? 🔐 Several of you have asked me in the DMs if I'm doing anything for Locktober, and I'll be honest, I actually had to look it up. Apparently it's all about locks, chastity, and letting someone else call the shots! I'm a pretty independent woman myself, but

🤣 “Yeah, so what we're trying to do, hypothetically, is minimize time, which is 800 dudes, multiplied by mean-jerk time, divided by four dicks at a time. Of course, Erlich would have to pre-sort guys by height, so that their dicks lined up.” ~ Dinesh, Silicone Valley

😉 "You know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway." ~ John Steinbeck

💜 "All around me my land is beauty." ~ Navajo Proverb

✨ "You play the hand you're dealt. I think the game's worthwhile." ~ Christopher Reeve

😆 "I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money!" ~ Rita Rudner

😁 "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'" ~ Charles M. Schulz

💫 "Even your silence holds a sort of prayer." ~ Apache Proverb

🔥 "Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect." ~ Vince Lombardi

🤘 Came across this deep track earlier this morning, now I want one! "Dodge Swinger 1973, Galaxy 500 All the way star's green, gotta go Dodge Swinger 1973, top down, chassis low Panel dim, light drive, Jesus on the dashboard T-minus whenever it feels right, Galaxy 500." ~ Spacegrass, Clutch

😁 "Just because you're accurate doesn't mean you're interesting." ~ John Mulaney

👀 **Something I apparently should've been making more obvious 😉 ** _A few of you have asked me lately if my naughty videos actually show my full body. Yes, they do. _ Apparently that's not always a given, so I realized I may have overlooked this little detail. When you get a video from me, you're

😉 “Poker is generally thought to be America’s second most popular after-dark activity. Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer.” ~ Al Alvarez

🔵 BLUE BALLIN? 😈 Then let's do something about that. 😉 Tip a bit and I'll send you a guaranteed ball drainer. Want something else? Don't be shy, just ask. 😈 https://onlyfans.com/2177673204/jrails

🤣 "Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest." ~ Irwin Corey

♾️ "There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors of perception." ~ Aldous Huxley

🔥 Every once in a while I come across a cover that just does it right, and sometimes they even manage to make it better than the original. Sevendust’s take on Soundgarden’s “The Day I Tried to Live” is one of those. They stayed true to the original feel but added their own flavor and turned it into

😉 “Fear creates its own self-fulfilling dynamic.” ~ 50 Cent

☘️ **Arseways, Craic & Knackered 🇮🇪 ** I've been collecting some Irish expressions from one of my followers, and some of these are too good not to share. Apparently you can be up to your tits, knackered, coddin ya, or have done something arseways and everyone knows exactly what you mean. And appar

🏴‍☠️ "A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for." ~ John A. Shedd

✨ “Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice." ~ Steve Jobs

⛏️🪏 “During the gold rush its a good time to be in the pick and shovel business” ~ Mark Twain

✨ “There’s no risk when you go after a dream. There’s a tremendous amount of risk to playing it safe.” ~ Bill Burr

🎥 Livestreaming now, come on in and say hello 💋

**🗑️ Third Rate Garbage Lyrics?🤔 ** Thought I'd share this little snippet with you guys, just to show you that not all my conversations are sexy and hot. Sometimes I apparently debate music at 2am. 😉 The other day, a guy popped into my chat and pretty much right off the bat said: “what’s with all

🌌 “Reality has its own power - you can turn your back on it, but it will find you in the end.” ~ 50 Cent

⌛ "And then one day you find ten years have got behind you, No one told you when to run, you missed the starting ..." ~ Time, Pink Floyd

🎩 “I’m a businessman. I’ve made my money supplying a popular demand.” ~ Al Capone

🙌 “Every day we make it; we’ll make it the best we can.” ~ Jack Daniel

💫 "Don't criticize what you can't understand." ~ Bob Dylan

💰 “Fills bring the thrills, but grooves pay the bills.” ~ Steve Gadd

🌩️ “You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.” ~ Bob Dylan

🎥 Livestreaming now, also open for customs and privates 💋

⭐️ Apparently I’m Review-Worthy 🥵 Been getting some pretty hot compliments lately on my videos and pics, and I really never paid much attention until this one cropped up yesterday, and wow, its a spicy one! 🌶️ So I figured, why not make this a little OF review section? Think of it like Yelp - give

😉 "You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat." ~ Paul Brown

🎶 "I'm a rebel just for kicks now Let me kick it like it's 1986 now Might be over now, but I feel it still." ~ Feel it Still, Portugal. The Man

🔥 “Give the drummer some!” ~ James Brown

So this was slipped through the cracks, but came across the debut album of Chevelle, came out in 99, whoa, some hard stuff, sounds similar to Tool from early 90s but with its own style, loving it! 🤘

🎶 '“That’s one of the great things about music. You can sing a song to 85,000 people and they’ll sing it back for 85,000 different reasons.” ~ Dave Grohl

♾️ "There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self." ~ Aldous Huxley