WOOP! Took a week off to really bask in being 27. Back with a new joke:

I actually support guys
who get leg lengthening surgery
Willingly getting your femur broken?
The one thing that is more painful
than childbirth?
Now they know real pain
Yes they're getting taller physically
But more importantly
They must become taller emotionally
That's why they get to reap the reward
Of pulling more bitches
With their reaper ass
The same goes for
tall trans mascs
Getting bullied for years
Because you're supposed to be a girl
But you pop out huge and masculine
That's tough
Sure it's stupid easy for me to pull now
But I deserve that

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