I was out with a group of friends

The homie on maps

Kept turning the wrong way

Walked past the bar

Took us into an alley?

Why is the worst friend always on maps

Anyways

he’s like I’m so sorry. I’m just being so stupid today

and we’re all like it’s all good man. It’s all good

But damn h

He’s also the homie that works for the government

And is straight

Rest of us are broke queers

And we’re letting this guy take us wherever the fuck he wants

He’s not paying attention

But we’re not taking the initiative

And opening the maps app

We’re taking pictures

It’s all of our faults

That we’re in this situation

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