I LIVE IN NYC

THEY SAY ITS THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS

WHICH MEANS
YOUR WAKING LIFE

IS WHERE YOU GET

YOUR DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES

WOULDN’T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING

NOT FOR OWNING PROPERTY

NOT FOR HEALTH INSURANCE

NOT FOR BEING ABLE TO AFFORD FOOD EVERY WEEK

NOPE 

IM STAYING

I DONT CARE THAT A HOMELESS MAN IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

SPECIFCALLY TARGETS ME

COULD BE 50 PEOPLE ON THE STREET

HE SEES ME

HES DROPPING WHATEVER HES DOING
ITS EMMA TIME

WAS IT SCARY AT FIRST?

YES

BUT HONESTLY
HE MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL

AND IF I HAVE A CIG ON ME

WE’RE HOMIES

IF I DON’T

I GET TO PRACTICE HARD BOUNDARIES

AND THATS GOOD FOR MY CAREER AND INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS
THAT HOMELESS MAN
IS MAKING ME A BETTER PERSON

NEW YORK CITY

I DONT CARE 

THAT I HAVE TO DO ABSURD SHIT 

WHEN I RUN OUT OF MONEY

MY FRIEND SENT ME TO A TECH GUY

THAT LIKES TO LIVE DRAW

NAKED WOMEN

I WAS LIKE FUCK IT

IVE STILL GOT TITS

ILL POSE AS A WOMAN

THIS FUCKER DREW MY BODY BEAUTIFULLY

WAS VERY IMPRESSIVE

BUT HE LEFT THE FACE OFF ENTIRELY

FIRST ONE HE RAN OUT OF SPACE
SECOND ONE WAS ABSTRACT FAINT LINES
THIRD ONE

THE HEAD WAS RIGHT WHERE IT SHOULD BE

AND THE FACE LEFT

AS A BLANK CIRCLE

NO DETAILS

WHICH ID LIKE TO BELIEVE HE JUST 

WASN’T GOOD

AT DRAWING FACES

SO HE TRIED IT
AND THEN AVOIDED IT

BUT I LEFT LIKE

THAT TECH GUY 

THINKS IM A BUTTER

GOOD BODY

BUT’HER’ FACE WAS BAD
HE SHOULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME
TO PUT A GOD DAMN BAG OVER MY HEAD

BUTTER FACE
SMH

I THINK I HAVE AN ADORABLE FACE

BUT IT DOES SUCK

THAT NOT EVERYONE THINKS THAT

I WISH EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS ADORABLE

LIKE ACTUALLY THAT BOTHERS ME SO MUCH

I HATE LIVING IN A REALITY

WHERE EVERYONE DOESN’T THINK IM JUST 

THE MOST CHARMING, LOVELY, SON OF A CUNT

JOTD 7