Brand New Joke of the day:

I feel like the type of person
Who would get a girl pregnant
By accident

Only problem is
I'm gay

So that's not happening
You gotta have money to have a gay kid

I'm on broke baby daddy energy

Doesn't work the same

I'm so broke
the sperm bank closed my account

And sent me to collections

Now I'm scraping cum off the sidewalks

collecting

to get the sperm bank off my back
Getting so desperate
I might have to fuck dudes again

The sperm bank debt team
Is actually a bunch of masc lesbians
Who are under 5'3
Not threatening solo
But pretty scary in a group