Ever found it hard to pull your jeans up over your ass? I have...maybe these shrunk in the laundry, again...??

Who am I kidding - my ass is getting bigger, taking up more space and straining the (mercifully) stretchy waistband of these jeans. I am feeling like I have an increasingly flabby backside, a rotund rump, probably from sitting on it too long and eating far too much. I feel overfed and overweight.

And that's before you even look at my stomach... I can't really hide how flabby it's getting. I feel like I have turned myself into a little piggy, on the road to becoming a properly fat girl. And it's quite fun to see myself balloon!