Samuel's Lap

my twitter got locked out somehow and im having trouble getting back in so it'd mean a lot to me if ppl followed and engaged with my backup! @samuelslap2 make sure to like and RT my recent post! <3

"MY FIRST JOI VIDEO" Today I decided to film my first ever proper JOI video by very consistent request! If you're excited for my return to content make sure to like the video and maybe consider throwing me a cheeky little tip ;D

my new workout routine 😏

put content recommendations in the comments, and like the idea comments you support!

the return is incoming. the great depression is almost over 🥴

"1000 WAYS TO J*RK OFF" Episode 1 My new comedy short series where I demonstrate 1000 different ways a person can j*rk themselves off! All vocal additions are myself with effects, not other people don't worry OF.

"A simple video of me FUCKING THE SILICONE off this hot toy" A nice simple video for you guys! mostly unedited, just didnt want to leave y'all hanging this week since I missed my Friday upload. I thought id be able to find SOME internet out there in the sticks. Hope you guys enjoy a simpler video wi

"GAYTAR HERO - EPISODE 2" Here it is! I'm traveling to see family up north next week so I'm gonna use this as my Friday upload this week and over the weekend film a BUNCH of content for you guys hopefully to keep you cumming during my absence. much love I hope you guys enjoyed this as much as you ca

"NEW VACUGLIDE?? - Official Head to Head" Here's a simple little upload for y'all this week since last week's upload was so time (and money >:3) consuming. Hope you guys enjoy watching me test out the new device officially! I provided time stamps at the beginning for those of you who just want to se

"EVERY KIND OF SEX TOY RANKED - TIER LIST" This week I've decided to drop thousands on one single video! For now this is the end of the tier list series but I couldn't leave it off without a product haul video, I hope you guys enjoy watching me figure out how to use all these ridiculous products xD

"GAYTAR HERO! - EPISODE 1" This week I embarked on the start of a multi episode journey where I slowly learn how to play guitar hero while getting SUCKED by my $900 Vacuglide! My skills might not be great now, but soon I'll be shredding while it's sucking.

"Ranking ALL of my CUMSHOTS Tier List - 101 CUMSHOTS!" This week I ranked all 101 of the cumshots on my page on a tier list in an attempt to find the greatest clips, and weed out the ones that were lackluster. Join me as we watch through every single one and rate them!

"I F*CKED MYSELF WITH MY OWN DICK CLONE TILL I CAME" This week I fucked myself with MY OWN DICK! Recently I had created clones of my penis and since then people have asked me every day to create a video where I take it for a test drive myself :3 So here it is!

"30 DAY ZINC CHALLENGE - HOW MUCH CAN I CUM???" This month I embarked on a journey over the course of 1 month where I took Zinc supplements every day in a grand attempt to give myself a MONSTER cumshot! Join me as we see if the tales are true about this special little mineral vitamin.

"I CLONED MY WILLY! :D" This week I CLONED MY WILLY! People have been asking me almost weekly for the better part of my career to create a dildo from my meat stick and I've finally brought the goods in this week's episode!

"$100 CAMERA VS $2,500 CAMERA" - COLLAB TEST This week I collaborated with @urnmadison to help me test out all of my cameras for recording a sextape! Which camera will be dubbed the best? Which one is the most impractical? Find out here! :D

"MASSIVE ORGASM WHILE KILLING THE ENDER DRAGON" Version 1 and Version 2 This week I SLAYED the ender dragon while getting sucked by my $900 Vacuglide! Watch as I struggle endlessly to speed run Minecraft, one of the world's most popular games AND most popular speed run categories.

"VIRTUAL ROAD HEAD - OFFICIAL 30 MINUTE PLAYTHROUGH" This week I bring you an official no nonsense play through with my ROAD HEAD SIMULATOR! Watch as I struggle to do stunt jumps and speed through traffic while getting sucked by my $900 Vacuglide :D

"SPIN THE WHEEL, COP A FEEL" Jan 30th, 2026 Stream Highlights

"Do the curtains match the drapes?" This week I wanted to make room for my big Friday stream, so I decided I'd make a silly little video that I have had an idea about for a while! I'm making my CURTAINS, match my DRAPES :D

"STRAIGHT" MAN PLAYS WITH HIS ASS: PART 1..? This week I have officially made the plunge into BOTTOMVILLE, where I will take on many different forms of ass play until I can take an actual sex toy! Come watch as the gayest straight man you know toys with himself xD

DIRTY TALK 6: PICK UP STICKS This week I decided to make another Dirty Talk! It's been almost a year since the last installment of this series and I've decided to command you more, less "vlog jerk" and more classic Dirty Talk.

"SAMUELSLAP'S VR "ROAD HEAD" DRIVING SIMULATOR" This week I created a VR ROAD HEAD SIMULATOR! Watch as I struggle to get the second coolest experience I've ever had built and drive through the virtual streets while getting sucked by my $900 Vacuglide :D

"1 HOUR EDGING CHALLENGE" This week I decided fuck it! My new prescription better work as advertised because I want to try and sit down and focus on edging for an entire hour straight :D Will I make it all the way and consider my ADHD vanquished?

Scout from Team Fortress 2 jerks his “fucking” cock, as opposed to his non-fucking cock.

Haven’t came with a mohawk yet, thought i’d rub one out xD

Can’t walk might as well play with this massive cock.

I know y’all missed watching me give head. Plus it’s been a couple years, here you go! Mwah 🥰

Mr. Fantastic roleplay, but i’ve never seen fantastic 4

$10 SEXTOY VS $1,000 SEXTOY It's finally here! Make SURE to give this video a like if you've been in the large part of my fanbase that's like "I subbed for unique concepts and now you're boring!!" I'm very excited to announce that this is not my ONLY attempt at changing the game here, I want to make

A Jerk Off’s Vlog episode 2! “Dirty Garage” I have a really fun idea for content soon other than this but it costs money. IF we can hit this goal I will 100% be able to do it.

Dirty Talk 4! A fan told me this morning I should release this for no PPV summer so here u go! BTW new tip goal, let’s try to smash it!!

A Jerk Off’s Vlog 1 extended cut! If u enjoy the new content tip me! I could use the help right now :D

fuck it full PPV video on the wall 5 MINUTE EDGING CHALLENGE

Here it is! My all new "leg shaking" collab w/ @emofcktoy ! I DESTROYED them fr LIKE if u want me to keep shooting pornos!

If you like my outfit then you're going to LOVE to watch it come off ;)

FULL LENGTH BJ and Sex vids I made with @izabellagoodiee last year! Available to watch free for all subs! Thankyou for all the recent subs and to anyone who has never seen this video before, ENJOY!

i told you i might of got some nudity at the beach (and i did)

On the beach this week, had a vacation with a group of friends I hadn't been out with in 2 years. The last photo is the spiciest I could get while there was other people on the beach (or so i thought?).

Been a while huh? Hope you like this. Don't cum without commenting about your favorite photo <3

join me in the hot tub? 😸

I'm really really happy with the way this came out. "Cooking with Sam (he's naked)"

the 50$ goodwill Queen Anne Camelback loveseat in near mint condition fitted out with the discount target accessories.

here's that soft to hard vid everyone has been wanting for over a year. with a suprise at the end ;3

Some nudes I took today :))

tried a new angle out, by request ;)

Decided to record something new today! Instead of streaming. Side note. Gotta start calling this my cum lens now

This is my new favorite photoshoot of mine I meant to get this edited and uploaded sooner but I spent the entire day shopping, trying to find a keyboard that wasn't 500$

Here it is ladies and gentlemen, my new sextape. Featuring the sexy as i'll get out LUIGI PRIMERO!! If you want to see me make more sextapes make sure to give this a like and tip so the next time we get together we can make a full production!! With (hopefully) better audio, a second camera angle man

The first of many of my collab posts with the king himself @luigiprimero1, seriously I can not express how shocked I was when they started deepthroating me, like nobody has EVER done that before make sure to LIKE this post if you want to see our sex tape!