Isn't is funny how I have this slit thing between my legs, what's that all about? when you think about it, it's really odd that it's a slit; it accepts tubular penises not credit cards! You don't swipe a board-like penis through it to verify transfer of semen, it should be just a hole like the anus!

BAD DESIGN!! We need a vagina 2.0 that's a minimalist hole with all the sensitive feel good bits just inside the hole so they can't be missed but also can't confuse, like if Apple designed a vulva, that's what we need. Also we should be able to wee out of our fingertips as a self defence measure.