JoanlyFans

Online soon to stream myself watching something on criterion channel! No menu today: just the lush + goals and a secret face flash option if you tip 111 🖤💫

Can’t make it on tonight after all but expect me for a surprise pop-on this week 🖤🥀

Online now at chaturbate.com/distractjoan 💫

Thank you for another wonderful night! 🖤🖤🖤 If all goes as planned I’ll see you Wednesday early for an under the table stream 💫

Hopping in bed for some Kiyoshi Kurosawa soon! I don't know where tonight will take us but I have a pretty high threshold for escalation tonight lol.

Rare early stream highly likely on Monday ☀️

Streaming tonight! It'll be more of a "let's pop on a movie and see where the night takes us" kind of stream <3

Thanks for the fun tonight 🖤🖤🖤

Online soon! We can see how things escalate during the time it will take for me to watch Desire Me (1947), and then I'm off for the night 💫

Heads up! Wednesday stream highly likely 💫

Online now watching Body of Evidence (1993). No goals today I think but very open to seeing where the night takes us✨

I escaped from cuddling with my cat! Online now ✨

Teeeeeny tiiinyyy chance of popping on to watch Flesh for Frankenstein tonight if my cat gets off of me lol (I wouldn’t dare disturb her of course)

On CB now testing the new iPhone and lush 4 thanks to squared and dirty d 🖤

Bought a 77 piece electronics repair kit and googled the fuck out of my issue and my Thinkpad is now powering on lol 🎉 Cautiously optimistic and I will see you Monday if it remains working!

chaturbate.com/distractjoan

Today’s fishnet tights deserved a toast/post 🍻 (and paid subs at the other place have bonus puss in doggy style lol)

Just immortalized the crotchless panty/boobless(????) bra set in NSFW photos posted elsewhere but thought I'd post the semi-SFW teaser photo to this timeline too lol Edit: I asked this elsewhere also, but what does one even call a bra that exposes one’s tits lol Edit #2: we have an answer! Cupless s

Loved tonight, loved making it through all the goals, and loved my new strappy set (which I will likely wear again--this time in HD--this weekend!). I think I'm about to get very into lingerie, so if anyone wants to send Amazon GCs toward the cause, you know my email ;)

My sexy new boots and I (many thanks to Dirty D<3) will be online by 11:30 am PT for a distraction stream! See you under the table, boys.

If you see this GIF... me and my chorus girl legs are online, OR SO CLOSE BB

Two Very Important Announcements 📣 Possible chance of a Sunday afternoon stream with no writing to be seen, bb. Though there will be more distraction streams this week… so get my easy attention while you can 😎 Secondly: highest cumulative tipper for November will have a 1-on-1 private with me 🥀

A testing of the mic for those who missed it, complete with heavy breathing and bonus crotch shot 🎤 ✨

May send out a massage candle PPV soon so keep your eyes peeled 🕯️

HAIR ALERT: I’m officially at the feathered bangs mullet bob stage of the grow-out process. NO TRIMS! STREAM ALERT: Sunday 12:12pm pacific 🎥

Two very important pieces of news: 1.) More readings of Dracula this week 🧛‍♀️ (Either Wednesday or Thursday!) 2.) PPV FINALLY GOING OUT TOMORROW!!!!! But there is a problem: it’s too big of a file for OF! The solution: hosting it on MFCshare, PPVing the password here 😏 HOW IT WORKS: 1.) You have

Stream alert: SUNDAY! (afternoonish!) Tipping on this post will increase the chance of INCREDIBLY EROTIC EVENTS, such as testing my new lube syringe (for anal prep lol) $111 tip total: stream from the fan-favorite stairwell! $222 tip total: stream from the fan favorite stairwell.... WITH VIBRATING B

Testing the hypnotic power of my recent locked post preview by posting it here.

Close-up nipple tease with bonus spitplay 🍒💦

Boobs are swollen and sensitive so it’s the perfect time to make content lol. 4+ minutes of closeup spitty nipple teasing incomingggg! (Look for the locked post)