Kamistry

Just a heads up that I've been getting my f/a/n/s/l/y up and running and I'll be posting more over there and less here! Go give it a follow why don't ya? Just like this, it'll be loads of free stuff with the occasional big video/photoset thrown in! (OF won't let me link it but I'm sure you know how

Probably switching to F@nsly soon. Had one for a bit but just ended up being too much of a hassle to add another platform into the mix, but since I'm barely on Twitter anymore and would be switching off here I'll be able to give it more attention! Y'all on there? Like it more or less than OF? Might

All I'm saying is,

Been shootin'.

Hear me out:

A video in which you almost never see my junk! That's right, for almost the entirety of this video you don't see my doodle. It might pop out here and there a bit. But for the most part? I'm just edgin', strokin', jorkin', and other words-in' in these white undies I made, where you can just make out

Exporting this new video and Umapyoi Densetsu is playing and it's kinda a decent matchup not gonna lie

I gotta take more photos where you see less of me rather than more of me huh

Hey just got out of the shower have you seen my raccoon onesie

Alright, if these two quick little clips don't convince you the latest video is worth getting, I don't know what will. But hey, if you wanna miss out...

9/10 dentists agree that my latest set is well worth its price. Why dentists? Why only 9/10? Why did 1 withhold? What do they have to hide? Why the pearls? Why the hair? Why anything?

You gotten on that latest "cowboy" drop yet? Missing out if you haven't, just saying...

Bitch I'm a cow, I go moooooooo 37 photos + 12ish minute video of myself being the best dang cowboy I can be...this counts as being a cowboy, right? Anyway there's front, back, some good angles, some really good angles, and of course some good ol' milking so you'll have something to drink up at the

Video/photoset uploading in 3, 2...

Okay one more

If you don't gimme at least a "damn" then y'all ain't getting any more 😌

I showed you my tibbies pls respond

It's your (or my, at least) favourite bike boi Izumida! Shot this a whole year and a half ago and finally getting it into your hands and eyeballs now. Talk about dragging my heels huh? For that, y'all get this one cheap cheap cheeeap. A whole fiver! For 35 shots and a 7ish minute video! With all the

TWUnderwear selfies just for y'all. Got proper stuff on the way I swear!

Been busy but still doing thotty nonsense.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh butt

Think we can get Tommy Wiseau to sponsor me or what

Tried doing squats with my sandbag and tore my boxers. Guess these things from like 15 years ago couldn't last forever, huh

Yeah

"Are those the-" "The Tommy Wiseau TWUnderwear in blue as seen on hit sitcom Neighbours? Yes"

Lewds? We don't just take lewds here, we makin' /art/ ...Lewd art

Another one? Another ooooone. Booty and dong, caressed and played with, covered in oil and vinyl, along with some condom play towards the beginning, which is probably why the working folder title for this one was "shiny." I do likes my shiny things, after all. Anyway! Took some footage, cut it up, m

Was going to post a new video on Sunday. Posting it at midnight instead. :D

Pullups work, I guess.

If you feel like spoiling me for my birthday...then you're gonna have to figure out when it is, I ain't tellin'

Okay. Okay so. Here's the deal. Whoever tips $5, gets the eventual video for free, when I go back and buy these to put on my dong like a tiny wiener hat with the rest of me in a matching outfit (I have ideas). I don't know how much the video will cost whenever I do it but no matter what this has got

Thought I posted these. Doesn't look like I did. Let's fix that! 2B preview stuff on the way!

B-roll of another video I'm working on. Should I hurry up and finish it (which includes the frontside too) or naaaaah

I'm just spoilin' y'all huh. I should work on more videos so I can spoil y'all more...lord knows I've got a backlog!

2B stuff on the wayyyy

Bootybootybootybooty

So uuuuh y'all seen that new video I posted yet?

Sometimes you just gotta get naked as Aizawa and take some jorkin' videos and edit them to sync up to a NIN track. Happy new year.

Some folks have asked for the clips from my last video (https://onlyfans.com/1274677364/kamistry) to be separated into their own individual ones, which in retrospect, is something I should've done in the first place. Same price, same videos, just separate instead of stacked as 3-in-1! No need to buy

Y'all want some uuuuh bootygifs And if you haven't seen the full video yet, what are you doing, you're missing out!

Y'all uuuuh want some GIFs from that latest video? 👀

On the OF with 10 minutes of multi-screened "jorking it". And by "it", haha, well. Let's just say. My peanits But really, I've been slackin' for too long. You folks deserve something, after all! So, I threw on some of my nicest fishnets, some oil, and got to work. 3 screens to choose from in one vid

Okay ooone more. Tiddy!

Itty bitty li'l preview to show that I haven't been completely slacking. Been cookin', you folks'll eat soon.

Been a while but I'm still alive and still tired and still riding bikes

Slooowly getting back into things. Wheee

If you're in the mood for a few real quick phone clips of me playing with myself this uh...morning? Afternoon? Time is fake. Anyway here you go! Unedited and uncensored! Enjoy!

I'm spoiling you folks, I really am. Another video? This quick? Of best boy Zack Fair jackin' it at all the right angles? I expect you folks on your knees thanking me. Or you can tip if you really really liked it, y'know, whichever.

Y'all thought I was playing? Nawww more goodies on the way

Unrelated to this but y'all should watch One Piece it's great