June 2, 2026

[F4F] Charismatic biker girl takes you for a ride to help your heartbreak [strangers to more] [flirty] [helping you get over your ex] [short and sweet] [prelude to a series?]

Happy pride monthhhhhh, let's start it off with a bang, the bang of the charismatic biker girl's exhaust pipe as she rides straight into your heart!!!

Though you may think I do not lurk on the Alex discord, I do. Oh, I do. And I see that there was much clamoring and talk of hexing me if I did not make this episode, so here you go. It may not be Wednesday, but it is Wife Wednesday in our hearts.

You've been heartbroken by your cheating ex and, in a moment of extreme emotional instability, you key her car. While you're pulling a carrie underwood on her 2016 kia optima, a mysterious biker girl pulls up and catches you in the act. At first, you're worried she'll report you, but when she finds out you're heartbroken, she invites you on her bike for a ride. Hop on and see where she takes you?

enjoy!!

luv
Alex

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Nicole · June 18, 2026

"Fé nas malucas" in Portuguese means to put faith in the crazy ones; it's like you see a woman committing a crime and think: "Wow, that's my type of woman. I want to take her to Dr. Sara, a psychologist, every Tuesday at 4 p.m. for 4 weeks till she gets better and take her on a date."

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Anna · June 7, 2026

part 2 pleaseeeee

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fairyfemme · June 5, 2026

heartbroken over a situationship rn so this unfortunately hits home at least the audio is amazing. thanks Alex!

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Ares On The Rise · June 3, 2026

Just finished listening to this one, I loved it especially after a hard emotional day; the one had a bit of everything that keeps me hooked...would love to see a part 2

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DreamBunnySophie · June 3, 2026

SERIES YAAAAASSS!

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SquishySiren · June 3, 2026

WOOO!! Happy pride month :3

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Aggie · June 3, 2026

This is so good!!! Please do make it a series 🙏!!!

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Yamase Metro · June 2, 2026

12 episodes and a movie of this story please🙏 Without jokes, this is a great audio, would definitely love to hear a follow up story, if there will be any.

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E. Eadgyth Cable · June 2, 2026

Aww, but arson is so pretty ...

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E. Eadgyth Cable · June 2, 2026

"another ride? On the bike, you mean~?"

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Blackout · June 2, 2026

Love biker girls❤️❤️

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Flwr · June 2, 2026

Oh yeah we need more of this character 100%

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Lotusflower 🤍✨ · June 2, 2026

Alex, just finished listening to it and I’d like to report technical difficulties…it seems as if the audio has been cut 😜 where’s the rest?! 😁 Please don’t make us wait too long 🤗

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Lumi · June 2, 2026

Prelude to a series plz yes! Love love this thank you Alex!

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chazzy · June 2, 2026

listen alright I didn't hex you fr... just maybe wrote your name in red ink and set fire to it... I DID IT FOR THE GAYS 👀🤧

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Lotusflower 🤍✨ · June 2, 2026

One of my fave tropes 😍🏍️ 🤤 thank youuuuuuuuu Alex 💕

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Leah · June 2, 2026

This is so funny because today is my birthday and I am very much heartbroken over a situationship. Very much. Never felt this sad before I was crying under my desk at my office this morning. But Im celebrating with my family now and got your episode notification and couldnt love it more Thank you Alex 💖 love you.

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Iris · June 2, 2026

Happy birthday! 🖤 I hope whatever your situation is works out for the best & the healing process is kind to you 🫂 Sounds like you have good people around you - you've got this! 🥰✨️ xx

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princess 💞 · June 2, 2026

HEXING YOU?! FUCK l-ARE YOU OK 😭😭😭🤣🤣 Alex: riding helps with heartbreak 🫪🫪🫪🫪 Love the audio btw 😅🤣

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Yaoifan · June 2, 2026

You always know how to make my heart stop don’t cha Alex? That’s why I’ve decided to put defibrillator in my heart

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𝕮𝖗𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖇𝖑𝖊𝕮𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗 · June 2, 2026

Haven't listened to it all yet but we DEFINITELY need this as a series! Just the premise alone is worth 2 seasons