Gek News Week 8

Yare yare daze…

I challenge yall to a round of golf

15k comments is INSANE

Insane

just came over from week 9 news to see the comments, this is insane haha

15k comments is INSANE

Wtf is going on here bro🙂😂

what if nothing changes and JoJo’s was just the friends we made along the way 🤡🤡

This has been the longest weekend ever, I need to see the fruits of our labor

I'd love more Maul reactions 🔥 Episodes 3 and 4 were so good I'd love to hear your thoughts!

reminiscing our valiant efforts 😕

Sunlight Yellow Oveeerdrive !!!

I came back to say, that just met real life jojo fans. Coincidence be crazy gang

WHERE IS THE JOJO DAILY UPLOADS??

Wow I’m sorry I doubted you guys 😂

15k comments? wtf😭

im not expecting daily jojos to come out of this but im hoping we can atleast get 3 batches of 2 eps maybe 3 per week

Address me

no freaking way lmaooo

You guys actually fucking did it 👏

I am shook

You know its gonna be funny after all this, the geks are gonna watch Jojo censored.

Jojos every day, lets goooo

15k is wild

Dang everyone was committed 🔥

Holy really 15k???

Yessss

no way ts fr hit 15k

no wayyyyyyyy

You guys did it 🫡

Congrats guys, never doubted u

No actually frick you guys cuz I’m trying to go back to being the nonchalant bad bitch that I am, and all I keep thinking about is how much I miss talking to ya. Like ya got me thinking chalant ass thoughts. This is actually making me sick, like there’s no way my this life is bleeding into my daily life. Pmtfo. Like ugghg!!!!

Yooo you crazy bastards actually did it

wtf last time I was here it was 5k lmao yall actually did 15k 🤯 yall deserve jojos everyday 👏

The geks ulted on us by starting jojos so we had to ult back 😂 we are inevitable

I know we are probably not getting daily jojos, but I dont even care, now they know the power (lunacy) of the jojos fan base

I never doubted you guys, but I’m still shook. Congratulations omg!

Damn we actually hit it? Wild stuff

So Fate/Strange Fake? 😉

Dang you guys went crazy in the comments, who are the MVPs behind this?

DROP TODAY INC

what it means when u guys finally hit 15k? Havent finished the vid yet

lets get to it

Round 2 ya'll

297 likes 15k comments 😭😭

So Garreth did all that and he's not even here celebrating? He just disappears? What a hero. Garreth, I'll say your name in every JoJo upload until they finish it. If I stop, it's because I'm not alive anymore.

15K holy

12:14 Now McKay knows how bad we wanted it🤭

Wow very impressive everyone I honestly doubted at first

JOOOOJOOOOS

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE

30k anyone?

JOJO stocks are up HUGE rn

WE DID IT GOOD JOB EVERYONE

Good job bbies. We all did so good, and I’m so proud of us. It was a delight knowing all of you and talking to all of you. Take care of yourselves. Each and every one of you are beautiful. ♥️♥️ Thank you for a wonderful time my loves.

15k 🥳🎉🎉

LETSS GOOO🎉 Jojo stocks are UP and now we get to cash in and receive the fruits of our labour 🙏 W community and W jojo fans

Very nice

That was a fun little adventure

Dude...

Yall are crazy and I love it

15k!! Goddam, shout out to y'all that made it happen. I probably did only like 20 comments or so but you guys were insane🫡

We did it boiz!!

15K!!! We did it! 🔥🔥congrats to the ones who have that believe in them 🫡🎉✨️

Garreth if I was gay I’d kiss you right now

HOLY

I feel like I became closer to all of you in a span of 3 days🥺

It's been a long 3 days with you guys!

Guys this is actually crazy

JoJo 🎵

Houston, the Eagle has landed

15kkkkkk

We will be one in blood, with a tendency to do our best, all crusaders fighting for our rights, living in a crazy world with unbreakable spirits, experienced Gold and expanded into an ocean of possibilities!

mine

Only the geks can go over the 15k mark!

Woooow, it has been an honor to participate with you guys 🫡 I'm proud of you 👏👏JOJO DESERVES IT ALL !!!

ggs

I can finally start acting like a normal person again

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This was a crazy bizarre gold experience

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2: There is no better or bizarre fan base than the Jojo fanbase

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this is fr insane

Ok 4 more comments from me, this one: We fucking did that. So impressed with this community

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Let's count

so close

dun dudundun

I'm getting emotional too! I keep getting blocked by patreon lol but I'm back

Nobody really understood Kevin. It wasn't that he was super strange or difficult. It was more that there wasn't enough there that anyone wanted to take the time to understand him. This was a shame as Kevin had many of the answers to the important questions most people who knew him had. It was even more of a shame that they'd refuse to listen even if Kevin offered to give them the answers. So, Kevin remained silent, misunderstood, and kept those important answers to life to himself.

Can’t stop now

WERE ALMOST THERE

CHAT

I'm getting emotional

Chat

It's coming guy's

Toutoum toutoum

Garreth - Name this man as the certified number 1 Jojo fan. We will all remember your efforts

Oooohhh ouuuuh ooooohh

home stretch

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what if they locked the comments rn

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Yes let's try to stop at 15000 exactly

Skeet

Yeet

A curious little mushroom that wanders among roots and stones, uncovering secrets buried deep within the garden.

A devoted bloom whose fragrance awakens sacred roots, offering herself so greater flowers may rise again.

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A mischievous fungus thriving in shaded roots, spreading quietly through the woodland with playful persistence.

A vigilant leaf warrior that strikes intruders the moment they disturb the peace of the forest floor.

A tiny blossom blessed with innocent light, whose joyful bloom calls new life from the fertile soil.

Jigglypuff

A cheerful sprout who tends the hidden garden below the earth, guiding sleeping seeds toward the warmth of daylight.

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Captain Falcon

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Luigi

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Pikachu

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ride or die right

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Deep beneath silent snow, unseen roots awaken. All life upon the field is drawn into the frozen garden's embrace.

Got us through so much of it.

Garreth is a G

Those who gaze upon this flawless bloom forget their pride, surrendering themselves to the will of the garden.

actually yeah

let me

ron

A veil of sacred petals spread across the garden, shielding every flower beneath its gentle embrace.

Ok we need to delete our comments if we go over 15k lol

Her sorrow falls like winter rain, and all who oppose the frozen garden are offered to the roots below.

u can do it

Its only Thursday! lol

Upon a throne of crystal vines she reigns, gathering fallen petals and returning them to bloom once more.

I am blown away

The earliest sign of hope in the heart of winter, blooming where no life should yet remain.

my god.

We're nearing 100 away

A radiant flower that offers its own brilliance so that all other blossoms may flourish in its light.

100 more for 15k.. thats crazy

Graceful petals that bend with every storm, yet never break. Its beauty hides a will stronger than ice.

The first bloom to rise beneath melting snow, carrying warmth and life to flowers still sleeping below the frost.

A fairy blossom untouched by winter's cold, quietly drifting through frozen winds as it guides the sacred garden toward spring.

Khnum

Thoth

Guys lets get to 15K EXACTLY. No more than 15k ok?

The wave crashed and hit the sandcastle head-on. The sandcastle began to melt under the waves force and as the wave receded, half the sandcastle was gone. The next wave hit, not quite as strong, but still managed to cover the remains of the sandcastle and take more of it away. The third wave, a big one, crashed over the sandcastle completely covering and engulfing it. When it receded, there was no trace the sandcastle ever existed and hours of hard work disappeared forever.

Geb

Kirby

Yoshi

The fool

I'm going to the movie theater, I believe in yall to get to the 15k. Appreciate the support. Maybe we try and leave at 15k exactly?

High priestess

Dark Samus

Judgment

Death 13

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Sun

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Lovers

JOJO

So close

Justice

Wheel of fortune

Empress

🤠

I have waited 4-No, 5000 years for this!

🤠

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Emperor

🤠

Hanged man

🤠

Yellow temperance

Ebony devil

15k, here we come

Less than 200 now!

JOJOOOOOS

Strength

Dark blue moon

JOJOS

Tower of gray

Silver chariot

Hierophant green

📈

Hermit purple

WE UP

Magician's red

Star platinum

Ora ora ora

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Samus

Link

Donkey Kong

Mario

"This will work, question?" Rocky asks from his ceiling tunnel.

Sora

Kazuya

Pyra

I grab a block of aluminum and mount it in the mill.

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I’m not the greatest 3-D modeler, but I’m able to make a chain link in CAD reasonably well. It’s not a normal oval link, though. It’s mostly oval, but with a thin opening for another link to enter. Easy to assemble the links, but extremely unlikely for them to rattle apart. Especially when they’re under tension.

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Once we feel like we have a sample, we skedaddle. What could possibly go wrong! I say that ironically.

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Sephiroth

All told, our lateral velocity will be just over 100 meters per second. The chain can handle that speed in the thin high-altitude air, no problem. I calculated that it’ll only deflect about 2 degrees from vertical.

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Steve

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Min Min

Byleth

It’ll look absolutely ridiculous. The Hail Mary will be tilted to 30 degrees from vertical, thrusting upward at that angle. Below it, the chain will dangle 10 kilometers into the air straight down. The atmosphere behind the thrusters will be in a constant state of ionized fire. It should be quite a show. But it’ll be behind us and the chain will be passing through unaffected air.

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Terry

& Kazooie

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Banjo

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So we’ll thrust at an angle. Simple as that.

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hero

joker

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Piranha plant

So we have to go slower. But going slower means falling toward the planet. Unless I use the engines to constantly maintain altitude. But if I do that, I’d be thrusting directly away from the chain and sample device. The exhaust from the engines will vaporize all of it.

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at that velocity—even a xenonite chain—it’ll get torn up and vaporized.

The Hail Mary has to maintain a velocity of 12.6 kilometers per second to stay in orbit. Any slower and we’ll decay and burn up. But if we drag a chain through the air

So, it’s time to go fishing. We’re going to make a 10-kilometer-long chain, put a sampling device of some kind on the end (Rocky will make that), and drag it through the atmosphere. Easy enough, right? Wrong.

I can’t fly the Hail Mary that low because the air is too thick and I’d burn up. I can’t use the engines in the atmosphere because then all heck breaks loose and everything blows up.

The Astrophage breeding grounds are 10 kilometers into the atmosphere of Adrian.

— It’s a simple idea, but also stupid. Thing is, when stupid ideas work, they become genius ideas. We’ll see which way this one falls.

"How do you make xenonite again? You mix two liquids?" Rocky is caught off guard by the question, but he answers. "Yes. Have liquid and liquid. Mix. They become xenonite." "How much can you make? How much of those liquids did you bring?" "I bring much. I use to make my zone." I bring up a spreadsheet and start typing in numbers. "We need 0.4 cubic meters of xenonite. Can you make that much?" "Yes," he says. "Have enough liquids remain to make 0.61 cubic meters." "Okay. Then I have…an idea." I steeple my fingers.

Bruvs I hope the minute we reach 15k a new upload drops

Wait a minute.

Anything, no matter how small.

We sit in frustrated silence for a while. The salvation of both our worlds might be just 10 kilometers below us, and we can’t get to it. There has to be a way. But how? We don’t even need to be there. We just need to get a sample of the air there.

Destroy ship." I wince. "Right, of course." Back when Dimitri first tested a spin drive, it was only on for 100 microseconds and it melted a metric ton of metallic silicon behind it. And that test drive was onethousandth the power of the Hail Mary’s engines. Everything works fine when I’m in a vacuum. But using the engines in air would create a fireball that makes a nuclear bomb look like a firecracker.

And am so impressed. We really F-ing did that. WOW

"Engines give off enormous IR light. If you use in air, air become ions. Explosion.

I'm in and out of meetings

"The breeding altitude is 91.2 kilometers from the surface. The width is less than 200 meters." Rocky folds one of his claws over the other. I know that body language. He’s thinking. "If predators exist, predators are there." "Agreed," I say. "But how do we get a sample?" "How close can orbit get, question?" "One hundred kilometers from the planet. Any closer and the ship will burn up in the atmosphere." "This is unfortunate," Rocky says. "Eight point eight kilometers away from breeding zone. No can get closer, question?" "If we hit the atmosphere at orbital speed, we die. But what if we slow down?" "Slow down means orbit no good. Fall into air. Die." I lean over the armrest to look at him. "We can use the engines to keep from falling into the atmosphere. Just thrust constantly away from the planet. Lower ourselves into the atmosphere, get a sample, and then leave." "No work. We die." "Why no work?"

"Yes. Maybe the weather affects breeding?" "Maybe. Can you calculate altitude, question?" "Yes. Wait." I zoom and pan the Petrovascope until I’m looking at an Astrophage cloud right on the horizon of Adrian. The readouts show the camera’s current angle with respect to the axes of the ship. I jot those angles down and switch to the navigation console. It tells me the angle of the ship relative to the center of our orbit. With that information, and a whole bunch of trigonometry, I can work out the altitude of the Astrophage clouds.

Wow

I’m so proud of us

You guys

Crazy stuff are happening

"Unusual distribution," says Rocky, echoing my own thoughts.

Or, more accurately, clouds of Astrophage that are emitting IR. For whatever reason, Astrophage breed much more in some areas than others.

I thought it would just be a general layer of IR glow at a given altitude. But it’s nothing like that. The clumps are basically clouds. And they don’t match up with the wispy white clouds I can see with visible light. These are, for lack of a better term, IR clouds.

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Sooo close 15k🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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Mid piss

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One piss is mid

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The jojo is landing

The jojo is lioning

The steel ball is running

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WERE ALMOST THERE FOLKS

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THE BIZARRE GOAL MUST BE MET

SO CLOSE

The stone is oceaning

The golden is winding

14.7k was fast 14.8k incoming in a minute

14 700 easy

The diamond is unbreakabling

The stardust is crusading

Battle is tendencing

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About 300 left😛😛😛

"Not what I expected," I say.

The phantom is bleeding

Rocky gets closer to his textured screen to "see" what I’m looking at.

Garreth are you just saying random poetry lines orrrr

"I think this is our answer," I say.

What I’m left with are irregular blotchy areas of IR light coming from Adrian.

"What is this, question? No data." "Wait," I say. I bring up the controls and options and start moving sliders. "We’re inside the Petrova line. There’s Astrophage all around us. Let me just change the setting to only show the brightest sources…." It takes a lot of manipulation, but I finally manage to get the brightness range set.

The entire screen glows red.

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I climb up the ladder, take the pilot’s seat, and flip on the Petrovascope. Rocky has already taken up position in his bulb and points his camera at my main screen.

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"Control room!" He scampers across the lab ceiling tunnel and disappears through his personal control-room entrance. I follow along beside but I’m not quite as fast.

"To the control room!" I say.

"Okay, let’s say the predator lives in the atmosphere. What altitude?" "What altitude is best, question? If you predator, where you go, question? You go to Astrophage." "Okay, so what altitude are the Astrophage at?" The question answers itself. "Ah! There’s a breeding altitude. Where air has enough carbon dioxide for Astrophage to breed." "Yes!" He clatters back up his tunnel and stands above me. "We can find. Easy. Use Petrovascope." I slam my fist into my palm. "Yes! Of course!" Astrophage have to breed somewhere. Some partial pressure of carbon dioxide will be key. But we don’t have to work that out or take any guesses. When an Astrophage divides, it and its offspring head back to Tau Ceti. And they use IR-light emission to make it happen. That means there will be a glow of Petrova-frequency light coming from all over the planet at that specific altitude.

Interesting that humans and Eridians would both have that behavior. "Predators is only explanation. Maybe predators no live in Petrova line. Maybe predators live further down in atmosphere." I perk up. "Maybe." I look over to the lab monitor. I have it showing the external camera view of Adrian. Not for any scientific reason—just because it looks cool. Right this moment we’re about to cross the terminator into the day side of the planet. The light of orbital dawn glows along an arc.

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He clicks across the tunnel to the far side of the lab. He paces when he thinks.

"Yeah, I’m sure," I say. "No change in Astrophage population." "Maybe temperature of bulb no good. Too hot. Adrian upper atmosphere is probably much colder than you room temperature." I shake my head. "Adrian air temperature shouldn’t matter. The predator has to be able to handle Astrophage temperature." "Ah. Yes. You are right." "Maybe the predator theory is wrong," I say.

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"You are certain, question?" I check my makeshift heat-energy indicator. It’s just a thermocouple with part of it sticking in ice water and part of it attached to the bulb. Heat energy is provided by Astrophage and consumed by the ice. The resulting temperature of the thermocouple tells me how much total heat energy the Astrophage is giving off. If the temperature goes down, it means the Astrophage population went down. But that’s not happening.

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Also inside the bulb is our collected Adrian life-forms and some fresh Astrophage. I hoped that providing a bunch of nice, juicy Astrophage would make the predator population spike and I could isolate it from the sample once it was the dominant cell type present.

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The experiment is simple enough. It’s a glass bulb full of Adrian’s air. The air didn’t actually come from Adrian, but the proportions of gases are based on the spectrograph of its atmosphere. The pressure is very low—one-tenth atmosphere, like the upper atmosphere of Adrian must be.

Rocky watches from his tunnel above. "No predator, question?" "No predator." I sigh.

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"It’s only a hundred feet off the ground," I said. "Maybe wait till it reaches orbit?" DuBois sipped his wine. "Astronauts celebrate when the tower is clear." Without a word, Yáo took a sip of his beer.

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Ilyukhina held her glass up for a few seconds and finally burst into cheers. "Tower is clear! Launch is good!" She gulped her vodka.

Flames and smoke surrounded the rocket on-screen, and it rose skyward. Slow at first, then picking up more and more speed.

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The BBC announcer counted the last few seconds along with the on-screen timer.

"You are the number two," he said. Then he turned back to the screen.

Bob Redell spoke up behind me. "You’re not like the rest of us, Grace." I shrugged at him. "Of course I am. Why wouldn’t I be?" "The point is," DuBois said, "you are, somehow, special to Ms. Stratt. I had assumed you two were engaged in sexual congress." My mouth fell agape. "Wha—what?! Are you out of your mind?! No! No way!" "Huh," said Ilyukhina. "Perhaps you should be? She is uptight. She could use good roll in hay." "Oh my God. Is that what people think?" I turned to face the scientists. Most of them averted their eyes. "Nothing like that is going on! And I’m not her number two! I’m just a scientist—drafted into this project like the rest of you!" Yáo turned around and stared at me for a moment. The room fell silent. He didn’t speak much, so when he did, people paid attention.

Ilyukhina and DuBois looked at each other and then back to me. "You honestly think this?" she said.

DuBois craned his neck to look back at me. "Will Ms. Stratt not be joining us?" "I don’t think so," I said. "She doesn’t care about fun stuff like launches. She’s probably going over spreadsheets in her office or something." He nodded. "Then it’s fortunate that we have you here. To represent her, in a way." "Me? Represent her? How did you get that idea?" Ilyukhina spun her head to face me. "You are number two, no? You are first officer of Project Hail Mary?" "What? No! I’m just one of the scientists. Like all these guys." I gestured to the men and women behind me.

The assembled scientists pressed forward a bit as the countdown continued. I found myself pinned against the back of the couch. But I was too focused on the screen to care.

"Thirty seconds to launch," said Ilyukhina. "I cannot wait that long." She downed her vodka and immediately poured herself another glass.

DuBois saw Yáo’s expression. "I’m certain the launch will go well, Commander Yáo." "Mm," said Yáo.

Yáo leaned forward and peered intently. It must have been hard—a military man of action forced to passively watch something so important play out.

The countdown came on-screen. Less than a minute to go.

"They can be both!" She bellowed with laughter.

The reporter stood in the observation room overlooking Moscow’s Mission Control Center. "Today’s launch is the ninth in a total of sixteen total launches for Project Hail Mary, but it is arguably the most important one. This payload contains the cockpit, lab, and dormitory modules. Astronauts on ISS are ready to receive the modules and will spend the next two weeks positioning them on the Hail Mary’s frame, which was built over the last several expeditions…" Ilyukhina raised her vodka. "Do not fuck up my house, Roscosmos bastards!" "Aren’t they your friends?" I asked.

"And we’re just minutes away from lift-off," said the BBC reporter. We could have watched American news, Chinese news, Russian news, it would have all been the same. The long shot of Baikonur Cosmodrome interspersed with shots of the huge launch vehicle on the pad.

The break room itself had been a struggle to arrange. Stratt didn’t like anything that wasn’t directly related to the mission, and an aircraft carrier wasn’t exactly overflowing with extra space. Still, with more than a hundred scientists from all over the world demanding a place to relax, she had relented. A small room in the corner of the hangar deck was built to house the "extravagance." Dozens of people crowded into the room and watched the TV feed on the wallmounted monitor. By silent agreement, the crew got to sit on the couch. The crew got all possible perks and privileges. They were sacrificing their lives for humanity. The least we could do was give them the best seats.

Commander Yáo had a German beer, Engineer Ilyukhina had a distressingly large tumbler of vodka, and Science Specialist DuBois had a glass of 2003 Cabernet Sauvignon that he had poured ten minutes in advance to ensure it had time to breathe.

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"Celebration!" I say.

"This is amazing!" I yell. "If we find a predator…" "We take home!" Rocky says, two octaves higher than normal. "It eat Astrophage, breed, eat more Astrophage, breed, eat more more more! Stars saved!" "Yes!" I press my knuckles against the tunnel wall. "Fist-bump!" "What, question?" I rap the tunnel again. "This. Do this." He emulates my gesture against the wall opposite my hand.

Adrian isn’t just some planet that Astrophage infected. It’s the Astrophage homeworld! And it’s the home of Astrophage’s predators.

Astrophage was just one of many, many life-forms that evolved here. And with all life, there is variance and predation.

This is where it all started. Has to be. How else can we explain countless extremely different life-forms that all evolved to migrate in space? They all came from the same genetic root.

Rocky scampers along his tunnel to keep up. "That is what, question?" "Microscope," I say. "It helps me see very small things. I can see Astrophage with this." "Amaze." I take a look at the sample and gasp. There’s a lot more than just Astrophage in there! The familiar black dots of Astrophage are all over the sample. But so are translucent cells, smaller bacteria-looking things, and larger amoeba-like things. There are thin things, fat things, spiral things…too many to count. Too many different kinds of things to count. It’s like looking at all the life in a drop of lake water! "Wow!" I say. "Life! There’s a whole bunch of life in here! Not just Astrophage. A bunch of different species!" Rocky literally bounces off the tunnel walls. "Amaze! Amaze amaze amaze!" "Adrian isn’t just a planet," I say. "Adrian is a planet with life, like Earth or Erid! That explains where the methane comes from. Life makes methane!" Rocky freezes. Then he shoots bolt-upright. I’ve never seen him raise his carapace so high. "Life is also reason for population discrepancy! Life is reason!" "What?" I say. He’s more excited than I’ve ever seen him. "How? I don’t understand." He taps the tunnel wall with his claw, pointing at my microscope. "Some life on Adrian EATS Astrophage! Population in balance. Natural order. This explains all things!" "Oh my God!" I gasp. My heart just about beats out of my chest. "Astrophage has a predator!" There’s a whole biosphere at Adrian. Not just Astrophage. There’s even an active biosphere within the Petrova line.

He taps two claws together. "That is good method. Population must be same. How, question?" "I don’t know." I smear some of the "returning" Astrophage (that is, the Astrophage that was on the way from Adrian to Tau Ceti) onto a slide. I take it to a microscope.

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Rocky climbs along the tunnel that runs across the roof of the lab to get a better look. "Flaw in counting, question? How you count, question?" "I measure total heat energy output of both samples." It’s a surefire way to know how much Astrophage you’re dealing with. Each one insists on being 96.415 degrees Celsius. The more of them there are, the more total heat will be absorbed by the metal plate I put them on.

One side of the sampler pointed toward Tau Ceti, while the other pointed toward Adrian. Astrophage migrate to breed. For every frisky Astrophage that heads to Adrian with a twinkle in its eye, two should return. So, broadly speaking, there should be twice as many Astrophage going from Adrian to Tau Ceti as there are going the other direction. But that’s not what’s happening. The outgoing population is the same as the incoming population.

"Not expected," I agree.

Rocky perks up. "What is interesting, question?" "Both halves had approximately the same population." "Not expected," he says.

"Interesting," I say.

Then I check overall population of each sample.

I perform a series of tests. First I run a few Astrophage through DNA-marker testing to see if they are identical to the Astrophage found at Earth. They are—at least, the markers I checked are identical.

I crane my head to look up at Rocky. "This panel was white when we started; now it’s black." "Not understand." "The sampler’s color changed to the color of Astrophage. We got a lot of Astrophage." "Good good!" Over the next two hours, I scrape everything off of both halves of the sampler, putting each group in their own containers. Then I give each sample a good rinse with water and let the Astrophage settle to the bottom. I’m sure a lot of that sticky substance came with the Astrophage when I scraped it off, and I want it gone.

I lay the sampler on the lab table and open one of the panels. This is the side that faced Tau Ceti. I smile at what I see.

Rocky scurries into his tunnel in the lab ceiling and watches intently. Well, not "watches." Listens intently, I guess.

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"Yes." "Good!" Rocky says. "You inspect with science gear, question?" "Yes. Now." I bring up the Centrifuge panel. "Prepare for gravity." "Yes, gravity." He grips handholds with three of his claws. "For science gear." Once the centrifuge spins up, I get to work in the lab.

"All is good, question?" Rocky asks.

I work my way back across the hull to the airlock with the sampler in tow. I cycle my way back in and climb out of the suit.

The sampler floats free of the hull.

I clip a tether to a convenient hole on the unit (presumably put there for this exact use), and pull the lever over to the open position.

It’s not as big as I expected. It’s a half-meter square or so. There’s a lever beside it with red and yellow stripes all around it. Text on the lever reads —ПОТЯНУТЬ РЫЧАГ ЧТОБЫ ОСВОБОДИТЬ ECU— .

"I’m looking at Adrian. It’s pretty." "Look later. Get sample now." "You’re pushy." "Yes." I climb along the hull, bathed in Adrian-light. Everything has a light-green tinge to it. I find the sample collector right where it’s supposed to be.

"You out long time," comes Rocky’s voice through the headset. "You are safe, question?" I set up the EVA panel to always play my radio feed over speakers in the control room. Plus, I taped a headset microphone to Rocky’s control-room bulb and set it to be voice-activated. All he has to do is talk and it broadcasts.

I probably got to do this with Earth too. I wish I could remember. Man, I really wish I could remember that. It must have been every bit as beautiful.

Adrian is absolutely gorgeous in person. I stay out on the hull staring at the huge world for several minutes. Bands of dark and light green cover the orb, and the reflected glow from Tau Ceti is simply breathtaking. I could stare at it for hours.

I climb into the Orlan EVA suit, enter the airlock, and cycle it.

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From the External Collection Unit screen, I order the sampler to close its doors and return to its flat configuration. The panel reports that it’s been done, and I confirm it with hull cameras.

"Yeah, I guess so." "You get." "Ugh," I groan. "EVAs are so much work!" "Lazy human. Go get!" I laugh. He has a slightly different tone when he’s joking around. It took a long time for me to identify. It’s like…it’s in the timing between words. They don’t have the same cadence. I can’t really put my finger on it, but I know when I hear it.

"Yes yes. I name this color: middle-rough. My display pattern is smooth for highfrequency light. Rough for low-frequency light. This color is middle-rough." "Understand," I say. "And yes, green is right in the middle of the wavelengths humans can see." "Good good," he says. "Is sample ready, question?" We’ve been in orbit for about a day now and I activated the sampler right when we got here. I flip to the External Collection Unit screen. It reads as fully functional and even reports how long it’s been open: 21 hours and 17 minutes.

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"You name it then," I say.

"Yes, and that part is ‘green.’ " "I not have word for this." Of course the Eridian language has no words for colors. Why would it? I never thought of colors as a mysterious thing. But if you’ve never heard of them before, I guess they’re pretty weird. We have names for frequency ranges in the electromagnetic spectrum. Then again, my students all have eyes and they were still amazed when I told them "x-rays," "microwaves," "Wi-Fi," and "purple" were all just wavelengths of light.

He points to the circle on his display. "This is Adrian, question?" I check the exact region of Adrian he’s pointing at, then compare to my screen.

"Understand," he says. He turns a few knobs on his device. "Now I ‘see’ what you see." "You’re an amazing engineer." He waves a claw dismissively. "No. Camera is old technology. Display is old technology. Both were on my ship for science. I only modify to use inside." I think Eridians have a lot of modesty in their culture. Either that, or Rocky is one of those people who just can’t take a compliment.

"All wavelengths between 380 nanometers and 740 nanometers." Most people don’t just know that off the top of their head. But most people aren’t junior high schoolteachers who have giant charts of the visible spectrum on their classroom walls.

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"It analyze light and show as texture." "Oh, and you can sense that texture?" I say. "Cool." "Thank." He attaches the camera to the bulb wall and fixes its angle to point at my central screen. "What are wavelengths of light humans can see, question?"

"This device hear light. Like human eye." "Oh. It’s a camera." "♫♪♫," he says quickly. Now we have "camera" in our vocabulary.

"Success! It functions!" I lean over the edge of the pilot’s seat for a better look. "What’s that?" "Wait." He points the gun part at my external camera readout screen. He adjusts a couple of controls and the pattern on the rectangle settles into a circle. Looking closer, I see some parts of the circle are a little more raised than others. It looks like a relief map.

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He makes some more adjustments to the device with what looks like a screwdriver, and suddenly the panel springs to life. It was completely flat, but now has a texture to it. He waves the gun part left and right and the patterns on the screen move left and right.

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He holds the device with one hand, taps it with another, and uses two more to hold a rectangular panel that is connected to the device by a short cable. He uses his remaining hand to anchor himself at a handhold.

Speaking of Erid, Rocky’s calibrating some kind of device in his control-room bubble. It looks almost like a gun. I don’t think we’ve started a space war, so I assume it’s something else.

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Man, what I wouldn’t give for a lander! Realistically, it wouldn’t do me any good. Even if I had some way of landing on Adrian, the atmosphere would crush me dead. It’d be like landing on Venus. Or Erid, for that matter. Heck, in that case, I wish Rocky had a lander. The pressure down there might not be too much for an Eridian.

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The pale-green planet that I’ve been watching for eleven days has a lot more detail now that we’re on top of it. It’s not just green. There are dark and light bands of green wrapping around it. Just like Jupiter and Saturn. But unlike those two gas-giant leviathans, Adrian is a rocky world. Thanks to Rocky’s notes, we know the radius and mass, which means we know its density. And it’s far too dense to be just gas. There’s a surface down there, I just can’t see it.

Earth, so our orbital velocity is just over 12 kilometers per second—far more than what’s needed to orbit Earth.

The wispy clouds of Adrian coast by beneath us. Or, more accurately, the wispy clouds barely move at all and we zoom by overhead. Adrian has a higher gravity than

I’m at another planet! I shouldn’t be this excited. I’ve been at another star for the past several weeks. But that’s kind of esoteric. Tau Ceti is pretty much like the sun. It’s bright, you can’t get too close to it, and it even emits the same general range of frequencies. For some reason, being at a new planet is much more exciting.

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Rocky and I float in the control room, he in his ceiling bulb and me in the pilot’s seat. I watch the camera-feed screen with a stupid grin on my face.

Of course, to use the spin drives at all, I had to take us out of centrifuge mode.

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It’s a good thing those numbers were right. If they hadn’t been, there would have been some serious scrambling when the orbital insertion went wrong. Maybe even some dying.

"I’m sorry I asked," I said. "Now, the Krebs cycle…" — Rocky’s data about Planet Adrian was dead-on. It’s 3.93 times Earth’s mass and has a radius of 10,318 kilometers (almost double Earth’s). It’s plugging along around Tau Ceti with an average orbital velocity of 35.9 kilometers per second. Plus, he had the position of the planet correct to within 0.00001 percent. That data was all I needed to work out the insertion thrust needed.

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"Martin, we have about fifteen minutes of personal time after this lesson and before our next training exercise. Want to meet up in the bathroom down the hall and have sex?" "I find that agreeable," said DuBois. "Thank you, Dr. Shapiro." "Okay, cool." They both looked to me, ready for their lesson. I waited a few seconds to make sure there was no more oversharing, but they seemed content. "Okay, so the Krebs cycle in Astrophage has a variant—wait. Do you call her Dr. Shapiro while having sex?" "Of course. That’s her name." "I kind of like it," she said.

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It’s identical to what we find in Earth mitochondria, but with one additional step—" Annie held up her hand. "Oh, sorry. One more thing—" She turned to DuBois.

"Cool," said Annie. "Yeah, we’ve got nothing to hide." "In any event," said DuBois, "if I remember the previous lesson correctly, we were working on the cellular biology within Astrophage mitochondria." I cleared my throat. "Yes. Today I’ll be talking about the Astrophage’s Krebs cycle.

"Sorry! Sorry! I had to pee. Like…so bad," said the world’s smartest and most accomplished microbiologist. "My back teeth were floating!" "Welcome back, Dr. Shapiro. I’ve told Dr. Grace about our sexual relationship." I put my head in my hands.

"It’s quite pleasurable." "I’m sure it is." "In any event, I thought you should know." "Yeah, no, sure." The door opened, and Annie trotted in.

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