GrimLewd #7: Monster Cook
Meet Hissa! A lady that came from far away to start a new life in the Imperial Colonies. Didn't go exactly as planned, but hey! That's life!
People of the colonies don't care how you look like if your cooking is good! And her;s is suspiciously good!
Lore tidbits:
[Monster Cook]: A magical version of the [cook] class that allows for extracting magical energy from monster parts and infusing them into the food and yourself. Allows for making almost any monster parts edible. As well as some limited magical ability as long as you're in a kitchen.
At higher levels allows for cooking of food that corrupts people in a more controlled manner.
[Frisky widow]: A secret evolution of [wife] class. Greatly increases sexual stamina and health. Offers a wide variety of skills to do with sex, running a household/business and taking care of people. Levels up by having secret relations with younger partners.
[Cannibal]: A class allowing for gaining permanent buffs and experience multipliers for other classes from eating humans.
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Comments (24)
The title reminds me of the two ogre cooks in "Legend", the old 80's movie with Tim Curry and Mia Sara. This one is a lot more pleasant to look at, but is she good with a two-handed meat cleaver?
*squints* COOK!, oh okay I thought it said something else
I did too lol
This is going better and better
So are each of these classes their own levelling path? One could be level 30 in something, and 30 in something else?
Hissa looks like a big, beefy chef!
She could eat me and I'd say "thank you"
My brain read that as “monster cock” lol. Wasn’t till I read your synopses at the bottom till I saw it was “cook”.
Frisky Widow and Cannibal are a wonderfully f*cked up combination. Hardcore praying mantis vibes.
Without the horns, she'd be Mrs. Lovett (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweeney_Todd:_The_Demon_Barber_of_Fleet_Street)
It took me a little while to understand that she has Tier 22 in *cooking monsters* not Tier 22 in *being a monster who can cook* :) :)
This reminds me of the last D&D character I played, a Beast Barbarian that ritualistically ate parts of his enemies in a sort of religious manner to get their strength. Really cool. Seems like if she put her mind to it, becoming a [Poisoner] is only a short hop and skip away...
That's not [Poison], that's [Seasoning] :)
Oh, I like her lots
God daymn that chest. Also I love that I'm so dirty minded that instead of cook I immediately read cock and I was like. boy howdy let's see!
A Tier 22 Monster Cock is something else entirely :)
I'm scaroused!!
How young we talking? 30 young enough?
Also, Frisky Widow as a class? Ha! 'Widow' is necessarily a prerequisite.
Hey, good lookin'! Whatcha got cookin'?
Sounds like her late husband was good for one thing, at least.
I mean. I'm not ashamed to say I'd risk it for her.
I knew as soon as I read her class tiers that 95% of us "would" :)
This gets better and better with every new post. I'm keen as hell to see what else you come up with.