Excerpts from a Pale Lodge Titan Bounty Board

The following are images and excerpts from a Pale Lodge titan bounty board.

Tharigax the Cursed - Ascendant Titan - Lethality Rating: 8.1

Contract summary from Hunt Master Relgas:

“Tharigax is a nasty one. The method by which he achieved power was an arcane ritual most wretched in nature. It ripped the life from the land and those who inhabited it, infusing him with the ill-gotten strength and lingering malice of a billion suffering souls, and he's certainly not shy about doing the same to anyone who dares to challenge him. Don't attempt this contract unless you have anti-hex gear sum rated to 7.9 or higher. Also, don't even think about using antimatter-based weaponry. The first idiot, I mean neophyte, who thought that would work only made him stronger. Bring me Tharigax's shriveled heart to receive an interuniversal currency voucher worth 50 million of whatever monetary format you desire.”

Ardan’s Collector - Rogue Titan - Lethality Rating: 8.6

Contract summary from Hunt Master Krayt:

“Ardan of Rot, the necromancer, has long since vanished - but the walking lair he created remains, eternally shambling along the Shattered Shore in search of living bodies that it can snatch and throw into the corpse forge that fuels its endless ambling. Quite rude of him not to deactivate the damn thing before he got turned into a fine mist by the Hero of Helteran, and even ruder of the Hero to have died of his wounds before he could finish off the Collector. Bring me the Collector's Primary Conversion Core to receive a localized teleportation module.”

Hulgar Curvehorn - Natural Titan - Lethality Rating: 6.2

Contract summary from Hunt Master Veldt:

“Poor old Hulgar. He’s been driven mad by disease and old age, and has taken to trampling any traders trying to cross the Gilded Plain. Normally, everyone involved would be happy to just let the tail end of his life take its natural course, but his fevered obstinance has catastrophically disrupted trade routes, and as a result, famine now grips the Twelve Cities. This is a mercy contract for everyone involved, so don't get sentimental, especially if you see his little calves while you're down there. Don't touch the calves, though. I swear, if you lay so much as a FINGER on the calves, I'll spread your atomized remains halfway across the Rewentor Rift. Bring me Hulgar's thalamus to receive a set of Archaean Auto-Wings.”

Zamarael - Crafted Titan - Lethality Rating: 9.3

Contract summary from Hunt Master Gareth:

“I can't tell you how happy I am to finally see a contract out for this bastard. He was crafted by Mereth Khal, that stupid prick, to spread Mereth’s twisted idea of justice throughout his universe. Though Zamarael thinks he brings righteousness, in truth, he has only wrought suffering upon the worlds he has visited. He won't be an easy foe - Mereth made him more than capable of doling out "divine" punishment upon those he views to be sinners, which is pretty much everyone but good ol' Mereth. Trust me, though, you'll earn more admiration for fulfilling this contract than damn near any other one that may come up. Bring me Zamarael's Neural Motivation Array to receive a portable StrideGate generator (don't tell the Archive you have it) AND the respect of damn near everyone in the Lodge.”

The Rootwalker - Crafted Titan - Lethality Rating: 7.1

Contract summary from Hunt Master Roonth:

“The corrupted druid that crafted it spent the last of her waning power to do so. She made her home atop it and rides from settlement to settlement, demanding tribute from the helpless gnomefolk that reside on the forest’s floor. Don't worry about finishing off the old druid once you're done with the titan - I'm told by the individual that opened the contract that the gnomefolk want that honor. I certainly don't envy her - if there's one set of creatures that you never want to be on the wrong side of, its multiple tribes of pissed off gnomes. Bring me a section of the titan's vertebrae root to receive a runic staff of arbormancy."

SAMA (Sentient Anti-Missile Automaton) - Rogue Titan - Lethality Rating: 7.4

Contract summary from Hunt Master Poligek:

“Whoever made this thing royally screwed it up. It failed in its duty to protect the city, its ONLY job. The warhead turned the metropolis into dust, but failed to fell the titan that was supposed to stop it. Now SAMA wanders aimlessly, bereft of purpose, both body and mind slowly decaying. Normally, that wouldn't be an issue, but its decaying systems are starting to recognize every moving object as a missile, and the destructive scale of its attacks is starting to dwarf the fallout area in comparison. Bring me SAMA's central cognition processor to receive a personal deflector shield apparatus rated to 8.1 reflective capability."

The Kentheen Colossus - Ascendant Titan - Lethality Rating: 6.9

Contract summary from Hunt Master Kol'Ra:

“The man who pilots it was a nearly-dead hero. They put him in the colossus - part life support, part suit of armor - to SAVE him. A real shame it drove him mad. They thought they were getting a guardian, but received a tyrant instead. Just goes to show, putting all your trust and 100% of authority in one traumatized individual is generally a bad idea. The toughest part about this contract will be avoiding unnecessary casualties. The colossus stands vigilant at the very center of the city, so I strongly recommend a quick and quiet infiltration to remove the pilot rather than a direct confrontation. Either way, bring me both the pilot's head AND the colossi's power modulation chip to receive the keys and deed to a small hunting cabin located in the Benthar Wilderness Plane.”

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