We have an emergency
So, ugh... something rather unpleasant just happened. Somehow, a piece of broken glass got into beans that we had for dinner, and Ciphoes, our lead programmer, lost in a gamble for who will receive a multiple lacerations on their insides.
I'm not gonna go into too much detail, but, well, now we have a hospital bill to cover.
I guess... if you wanted to support us, maybe download the latest build or something, right now might be an appropriate moment.
Yeah...
UPD: Cipheos is already home, he's alive and well, but he will be drinking lots of pills in coming days to fight imminent infections, because there's just too many cuts to avoid that. So in case you're worried about the man, he's good, apart from not feeling half of his tongue, because he, being the true embodiment of monke, wasn't sure he's chewing on glass and had to triple-check it by... chewing on it more.
UPD2: The craziest thing is that we all fkng ate them. Me, Naughty, Ciph, some other people. It was a literal russian roulette, but with beans. I was the last one to eat them before Ciph, so I guess I should buy a lottery ticket.
UPD3: WHEN I SAID WIDOW'S UPDATE IS THE BEST GLASS YOU EVER CHEWED ON I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY FFS, HE DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK FOR A POINT OF COMPARISON
Comments (14)
get well soon next time check food here's a weird one scorpion in a lollipop if that don't scream always check food get well Soon bud
Jesus effing Christ! Just reading that made my skin crawl. Hope they get better soon. No more scary shit like that please!
Hope Cipheos makes a complete and safe recovery from what was horrible luck (for the glass getting there first) onto more horrible luck (getting the bean roulette). May it be the last bad issue for, not just this year but the next as well, for all of you. Best wishes to all for the holiday season and our thanks for all that you have been through and continue to grace us with such a wonderful game. Take care, stay safe and check the food.
Holy shit.. hope he get better, ma stepping on glass hurts I can't imagine eating it
Holy shit… that sounds like the scene in Curse of Chucky… but instead of Rat Poison in soup, it was glass in beans… Hope for a speedy and full recovery.
Hope they feel better and recover quickly
Best of wishes!
Take whatever time needed to get the bill payed. Hope they have a full recovery
Damn, sorry to hear that 😞 Wishing for a successful outcome
I'm so sorry. Please don't hesitate to set up a fund we could donate to if possible. I'm happy to try and help and I'm sure others are as well 🙏
God damn! get well soon and take your time recovering 🙂
Holy **** sending prayers your way. Hope he will be fine
Jesus f***. I hope the guys gonna be OK. All my best wishes.
Jesus