Poll — We need YOUR help to make the hardest choice in our artistic career!
A few weeks ago we got approached by wonderful people who offered us to collaborate on creating FIRST EVER ACADEMY34 MERCH! And not just any merch, but a REASONABLY PRICED PLUSHIE of all things! For years we had a dream that maybe one day we'll make an actual merch! Not for the sake of profit, but because having physical proof that we created something people enjoy enough to buy and put on their shelf is SO COOL that we as creative people get uncomfortably wet just thinking about it!
So, after a few weeks of artistic witchcraft, multiple heated team calls, and one stabbed foot (unrelated, just wanted you to know), we're ready to present you TWO POTENTIAL CANDIDATES TO BE TURNED INTO MARKETABLE PLUSHIE!
FUN-SIZED ANDRE!
Incredibly cute, absolutely adorable, and may just be big enough to fit onahole inside.DRINKING BUDDY CLYDE!
Tired of being called an alcoholic for drinking by yourself? Then this plushie is exactly what you need! This little fellow will never say no to a pint!
Unfortunately, we can only submit one design. So, we need YOUR help to decide which one will it be! After all, you're our target audience and it's only fair if we ask which plushy you would theoretically buy given a chance. As always, THANK YOU SO MUCH for participating in the poll and an EVEN BIGGER THANK YOU for making this possible in the first place! If not for your support, we wouldn't have ever gotten this far. You are the best degenerates on the planet and we love you more than you could possibly imagine!
Comments (21)
Andre, every time. You shouldn't even need to ask, guys, come on now. :P
Fair enough, at this point we should know better than to pit any character against Andre in popularity polls.
"I drink alone, yeah with no one but Clyde. You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be with Clyde."
If this goes well will you guys be likely to make more merch?
We would absolutely love to do more merch, so fingers crossed this campaign goes well ahah
is andre gonna have a hole at the bottom or do i gotta get 2 to cut one out myself?
The part about onahole is just a joke. It'll be a regular cutesy plushie to keep on a shelf (or in a jar)
plushie with bootle no kid or kid parent will buy
You might want to double-check what page you are on, because we sure as hell ain't marketing it towards kids lmao
drinking buddy clyde is genuinely so much better as just a recognizable little guy. Plus he oozes charisma like nothing else.
also i don't want an onahole andre because doll andre can't consent
People really be switching up on our day one homie SMH...
I mean if you wanna play safe, Andre is a completely original IP, whereas Blizzard could still try and go after Clyde if they wanted (not sure if they would win that fight but they may fight it).
Clyde is going to lose but I love the little design of him
IM SORRY CLYDE!!
I'm sure he will understand
Who got their foot stabbed and how, I wanna know
I did (Young) and it happened in the dumbest way possible. I went to the shoe store, wanted to try a pair on and didn't notice there was a magnetic anti-theft clip inside, or rather only one half that has a needle on it. Apparently the clip un-magnetized and split in two pieces at some point, and I just happened to be the one who discovered it with my foot while putting the shoe on. Thankfully everything ended well, even if the experience was rather unpleasant overall. But the store lady did give me a massive discount on those shoes, so it's not all bad ahaha
MERCH🥹🥹
Yooo, we finally got an Academy34 merch ❤️
I need a little drinking buddy