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October 31, 2026

Me, still expecting adventure games to commonly categorize shields as weapons rather than armour parts.

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KaiserDunk · November 1, 2026

The show “Deadliest Warrior” showed this on their “Spartan vs Ninja” episode, and the edge-on impact of the massive Spartan shield.

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Utopia Ray · November 1, 2026

One of square enix's more recent turn based strategies did this. Might have been Triangle Strategy?

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Henry Walker · October 31, 2026

So, shields are *primarily* defensive items, however, the fact it is in your hand means you could hit someone with it, but the sword/mace/axe/etc. will be much more effective. Shield strikes are primarily used to set up for the killing blow.

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Milosz Skowronski · October 31, 2026

In Hades, as one of the Infernal Arms for the run, you can choose Aegis, the Shield of Chaos. It's primary attack is literally just slugging people in the face with the edge of the shield :D

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Pious Erika · October 31, 2026

Agreed

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Jack Newbill · October 31, 2026

One of the things I loved about Dragon Age: Origins was how many shield-smacking interrupts the sword-and-board warrior spec got.

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David Thompson · October 31, 2026

Anything becomes a weapon when in need of a weapon! It is just some are better weapons than others.

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Z0-3 | AM6 · October 31, 2026

“Tell me how the grass tastes, little man!”

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the Fancy · October 31, 2026

I love that clip so much

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John · October 31, 2026

Ow! So many broken noses!

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CJ · October 31, 2026

I often use them in such a manner in blade and sorcery 😁

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mike94551 · October 31, 2026

In AC Valhalla, you can use shields as weapons. You can even dual weird them... and beat the crap out of people with them

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Micke Ström · October 31, 2026

Shield happens 😁

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Henry Walker · October 31, 2026

😂

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Jarl Seamus · October 31, 2026

Grass tastes better than a shield rim......

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Deghan · October 31, 2026

Looks yummy

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Julien L · October 31, 2026

My favorite faction in Necromunda was the Enforcers, because they could shield bash using heavy shields, counting as a strong, blunt weapon

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Andrew Kaufman · October 31, 2026

❤️

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Robert Roy Orth · October 31, 2026

"That's an offensive weapon, that is!"