MAILBAG! Godfuckers Inc. Edition

I've just started a new job and am trying to hit the perfect balance between slacking off and still doing enough not to get fired, any tips?

if you could learn a skill by directly uploading it into your brain (like how neo learns kung fu) what would it be (caveat: if you try to "genie i wish for 1 million more wishes" this you suffer a fatal brain hemorrhage)

Last time you had Ruby on the "normal" show she spoke about the circumcision status of the Mario Brothers so this is going to be one hell of a godfuckers. What do you guys think happened to Daxter's (Of "Jak And") dick when he got turned in to the furry little freak he is today? He certainly retained his libido and is consistently trying to win the favour of human women, did the dark eco make his foreskin grow back when it turned him into a little ferret guy?

When is the last time you pissed, shit, or puked on yourself?

If you could instantly master one extreme sports trick, what would it be?

Settle the “who getting the best top?” debate re: Alvin, Theodore & Simon on he couch

Would yous rather fight one dog-sized crab, or five crab-sized dogs? We're talking medium dog sizing (think labrador) and medium crab sizes (so not like, coconut crab size)

Andrew - if you had to pick one, gun to your head etc, would you rather shag your dad, or get shagged by your dad?

Which is more upsetting and why? A human with a cat penis, or a cat with a human penis.

What word would you make up to replace nonce

What's the longest time you've continued to read/watch a piece of media after deciding it was awful. Not in a fun way either, like hatewatching, just slogging through on pure inertia or habit.

What was your earliest video game character crush? Mine was Keira from Jak & Daxter (I was 10 at the time so not a pedo thank you very much)

What's the least weird word to use for a person's breasts

when will you wear wigs

What’s the worst animal bite you’ve had

Which game or game-adjacent characters are secret sex-pests? I'm thinking like Tom Nook, Brock from Pokemon, Slippy Toad, the Dog from Duck Hunt, etc.

what is the best thing you've ever found scrummaging around in the trash

what is the most Australian hick endeavor you have seen accomplished? (I'm an American hick- high plains SE Nebraska) Mine is a meth lab in an old abandoned barn that was 100 years old - not mine but i saw it in action circa 2002.

When do things that were totally and completely ok become not ok?

What is the worst thing you've ever smelled or tasted?

Have you seen my keys?

what is the most unpleasant descriptor for cum. my money is on "baby gravy"

As we all know, piss is stored in the balls. Where are cum and shit stored

For those of you who've worked customer service, how do you deal with really gross customers hitting on you?

in light of the recent unhinged gamer reaction to return to monkey island, what do you think would be the most potent beloved series/weird artstyle reboot combination to make gamers go completely insane?

Would you rather have an awesome, top of the line shower or a huge bathtub?

Hello there Foot Chat! This question is for Lucy: do you have any recommended settings for compressors on a drum kit? I feel like mine always sound a little bit too thin and I end up beefing them up with some reverb but I’d really like to get them sounding good before adding any effects. I’m not using Ableton so just some more general advice is appreciated. Rob (America Expert)

What is the best and worst piece of kitchenware you all have bought? Critically, what makes it the worst thing?

You reckon the grease traps under a maccas deep fryer taste good? They've got to right