March 8, 2018

MAILBAG! ROMANCE! PROBLEMS!

Beautiful patrons, tonight we're recording a bonus episode where we're gonna play agony aunt with some Reddit relationship questions, and WE WANT YOURS TOO. Not if they're super real and depressing though. That's a bummer. How are we meant to make that funny huh? Come on man. Be real about this.

QUESTIONS PLEASE.

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cool biRd pics · March 24, 2018

i did see this pic pop up recently <a href="https://i.imgur.com/79sm1UN.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.imgur.com/79sm1UN.jpg</a>

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Marcus · March 13, 2018

How can I get the fefos to love me

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Hag Hattie · March 10, 2018

Hi what is Lucy's plan to capture the heart of her true love, Paul Joseph Watson

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Grichael Meaney · March 9, 2018

Do you think that the liberal focus on romantic relationships as the only path to meaning in our lives negatively effects our ability to organise for larger social progress? Also my wife won't stop talking about going poly, what do?

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Lucas Miller · March 8, 2018

My girlfriend jills off in the shower immediately after we have sex. Is she insatiable?

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Conor Stokes · March 8, 2018

In what situations is it inappropriate after jizzing to say "I came here to nut"?

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Lachlan Coady · March 8, 2018

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/827sfc/my_boyfriend_takes_roleplay_way_too_seriously/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/827sfc/my_boyfriend_takes_roleplay_way_too_seriously/</a> you guys have got to cover this

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Ashelia · March 8, 2018

What if Eliz Farelly and Caleb Bond co-wrote an article

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Josiah Miller · March 8, 2018

What's the stupidest/least thought through/most problematic hill you're willing to die on simply to annoy a significant other? Mine is that nuclear power is heaps good and cool and that we should just dump all the waste on Mars.

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CALIFORNIA DEATH WORM · March 8, 2018

The wife and I agree that having kids sounds pretty awful so I’m thinking I should get my tubes tied so I can go in raw. Any of you guys know if it makes you bust weird? If so, is it weird in a good way? Thanks. Rob (Patron)

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Tim · March 8, 2018

what to do if you got a werid dick asking for a friend

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Tal Waterhouse · March 8, 2018

My partner works at a local school and invited the QA officer to our house for a Sunday roast. Despite planning ahead, when the time came they'd forgotten how long the oven had been on and ruined the whole thing! Rather than cop to the mistake, they decided to lie their way through by buying some HJ's and trying to pass it off as a traditional family recipe. Ultimately downplaying several clear signs of their mistake through more and more lies. I can't really work the rest of the steamed hams references in here without taking up the whole day so just pretend this is really convincing and somehow related to the original topic. Thanks.

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Mikey B · March 8, 2018

How much time should spend with live in partner???

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Bede Timms · March 8, 2018

My ridiculous and awful DM friends keep insisting I'm going to have sex with someone that I do not want to have sex with to the point that they've started a doomsday clock and every day they keep counting down a minute longer. How do I stop them from erasing my lived asexuality experience?

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Amelia Besbatko · March 8, 2018

I'm incel, should I run for senate?

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Justin McCulloch · March 8, 2018

Nah, if the Barnaby Joyce and Michaelia Cash stuff taught us anything, it's that they only let in insatiable horndogs

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Incessant Tapping · March 8, 2018

What are the top Red Flags on dating profiles? Like when someone has "fluent in sarcasm" or their Meyers-Briggs personality type in their bio you know they're for sure a fuckwit.

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Amelia Besbatko · March 8, 2018

"Likes: Boonta Vista Socialist Club"

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ankle_burn · March 8, 2018

I broke b oth my arms last week, and my m;um found my cum jars. what do ?

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Rustysteelpipe · March 8, 2018

My lady love is in Japan on business currently, due back on the 16th. She's been gone for a bit, and even though we Skype I miss her terribly. Men are allowed to have feelings, fuck the patriarchy. When was the last time you properly *felt*?

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Travis Jordan · March 8, 2018

should the government ban all sex?

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Justin McCulloch · March 8, 2018

My partner takes up 70% of the bed and sleeps like a fucking brick, so I'm left hanging off the side. What sofa beds does the podcast recommended?

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BigChrisDid · March 8, 2018

How can the Reddit Cum Egg guy reconcile that proclivity with his partner?

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Boonta Vista · March 8, 2018

We're going to need a link