September 17, 2026

EPISODE 463: Nighthawks At The Milton KFC

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The shared isolation experience of the KFC, giraffe-based SEO-jamming, a chance to party with Nick Skitz, wildlife crimes committed by a manboat, and the secret eyes of plants.

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Outro: Tugboat - Zeahorse

Comments (13)

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Aouragh · September 19, 2026

DON'T turn Alan Ritchson gay! He would be such an awful gay guy. I feel like he would be a Peter Thiel type gay guy, who would never interact with women ever again. I feel like he would be like a LGB drop the T gay. Idk if he is transphobic now but I feel like he would be as a gay guy. He would just be insufferable in so many white gay ways on top of the ways he is annoying already.

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Christiana (rhymes with banana) · September 19, 2026

Y’all is Theo giving Joey from King Gizz or do I just only know of two Australians who shaved their heads 🤔

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Noah Z · September 19, 2026

re: Giraffe SEO, would someone be googling the child’s name + giraffe? They should’ve named one of the them “endangered toddler”

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Justin McCulloch · September 18, 2026

If I may for an Adelaide show: https://nrm.org.au/ And for Lucy interest: https://saam.org.au/

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Elizabeth · September 18, 2026

Wait wait what was the title of the article?

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Po · September 18, 2026

Launceston and down to bindle

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Po · September 18, 2026

The W word is “wahoo!” by the way

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Regular Sized Horse (Small) · September 17, 2026

Your Car's on first.

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Shiv · September 17, 2026

“I CAN cook, I’m great in bed…but my personality, is very bad” Girl, same (Alan,,,hello)

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Shiv · September 17, 2026

“Chat, is this dinner?” Theo is really on a roll

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Vanessa P · September 17, 2026

Also to be clear my new "FLAVIO BOLSONARO for PRESIDENTE" lawn sign is *only* there because I am now a single-issue voter with regard to the elimination of the plant kingdom and I think mr. Bolsonaro's policy on the Amazon rainforest will bring us a good deal closer to that goal.

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Vanessa P · September 17, 2026

Alright well we don't need to critique people's perfectly innocent turns of phrase do we. I'd never expected that The Boonta Vista Podcast would engage in such cruel, idle mockery of its listeners. Imagine where we'd be if that were every episode.

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Boonta Vista · September 17, 2026

oops posted this early. enjoy!