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Specifically for Ben and Theo: how can I fix Queensland State Politics, and how can us latte-sipping inner-city eco-socialists improve our engagement with the regional working class turning to Right Populism instead of good ol' fashioned Left Populism.

I here first steps

$ 10, please ask me

Ok, I’m way too late on this but I have a question for next time maybe. Are there birds in Australia that people like? It seems like between plovers, ibises, emus, etc that that whole continent is stricken with shitty birds. What gives? Thanks. Rob (Patron)

Is Ben OK, will he ever be able to come home?

Thanks dickheads

My footy team lost a grand final yesterday, so I'm deathly shattered and slightly suicidal. However, it also means fellow Crows supporter Chris Kenny is in the same position. Should I feel any solace in this?

Asking for thoughtgul questions the morning after the grand final is anti-Victorian and you should be ashamed

Which Australian commentator should we use our newfound rocket-ship capability to shoot into the sun?

Australia has a space program, and it's going to be used to launch satellites 🛰 to find refugee boats 🛥. How do we get out of this fuckken cooked mess?

How do you think the reaction would play out if an indigenous player took a knee during the anthem at the NRL grand final tonight?