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Claire Is Their Treasurer
April 17, 2017

Claire Is Their Treasurer

Canadian Tire is WEIRD

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Paul Grodt · April 18, 2017

For people in the US: Canadian Tire is basically Canada's Harbor Freight. Depending on how much Pintsize is offering up, they should totally accept it. They could spend thousands at that place on critical equipment for their new business. Like a third of their inventory is metalworking tools. Fairly low quality tools, sure; but they usually work, they usually have a no-questions warranty, and it's the perfect cost-level for startup robot repair companies with no money. Even if it requires a day-trip, and a pickup truck rental, it's potentially still worth it.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · April 18, 2017

You sure? My bro says Harbor Freight is like the Waffle House of tool stores.

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Derrik Pates · April 17, 2017

I love Bubbles' response. Bubbles, you'll be saying that a lot.

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Brad Knowles · April 17, 2017

I hope Faye goes one level deeper. The real problem is not when you're unsure and you have to check with your partner. No, the real problem is when you don't see any problem at all and you accept, and then you discover that your partner has a problem.

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Brad Knowles · April 17, 2017

Learned that lesson the hard way, more than a few times. I'm getting better, though!

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Lisa Dean · April 17, 2017

Ok, is Tahiti actually Canadian Tire? (because "Tahiti is a magical place")

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kat · April 18, 2017

came for tahiti reference, was not disappointed

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Craig Steffen (Figuring Stuff Out dot net) · April 17, 2017

I just skimmed the article. WOW. It's a real thing, and has been for 50 years. It's printed on currency-grade paper, but is only redeemable in a certain chain of stores.

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FunkyTuba · April 17, 2017

CanadaJokes.txt

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KCkittysnores · April 17, 2017

Canadian Tire money is actually quite easy to translate into USD. They should have at least considered it. (bonus joke: it's counterfeit. )

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Brooks Moses · April 17, 2017

Yeah, but it's all green, which are the 5-cent ones. So it's not nearly as much as it looks like.

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William F Stevens III · April 17, 2017

Pintsize should should choose his words carefully. Especially when saying 'Make ME a big Steel Dick' to Bubbles. ;)

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Dustin · April 18, 2017

And somehow it would fulfill one of the little creep's dirtiest dreams no doubt

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Mark · April 17, 2017

Where did Pintsize get so much of this from? Rule of Funny I suppose.

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Marc Pengryffyn · April 17, 2017

I read this about four times before I realised the title *isn't* "Claire is their Treasure"...

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BobC · April 17, 2017

I had *SUCH* a snarky thought to share! But then I realized everyone would hate me.

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Michael Tughan · April 17, 2017

For those unfamiliar: <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Tire_money" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Tire_money</a>

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ztynzo · April 17, 2017

So, I hope someone updates that article's "see also" section when this strip goes public tomorrow...

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Andrew · April 17, 2017

Panel 1: Claire intently watches, waiting for the ship to become self aware.

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Diptych · April 17, 2017

tag yourself I'm claire

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Andrew · April 17, 2017

*deletes conversation from short term memory*

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Buck Caldwell · April 17, 2017

I'm guessing something like Camel Cash?

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sjmcc13 · April 17, 2017

Not certain, basically if is an in store gift certificate you get for making purchases, they are usable together so if you save up $100 (+ taxes) worth you can get that $100 item free. Seein as canadian tire sells tools and other equipment, they might actually be able to use it for something.