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February 21, 2023

Ratts Of The Capital

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH

Comments (66)

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Christopher Beer · February 23, 2023

Aliens movie quote for the win!

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Zak Reichle · February 22, 2023

Elizabeth + Robo-horse together form ... the Canadian version of Iron Patriot, obviously is RCMP (Mounties) ... 🤯 TrudoTron/TrudeauTron? Maple Mecha?

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ValdVin · February 22, 2023

Now all I can imagine is how beloved Spinnette's "Legion of Candian Superheroes" are up in Cubetown.

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Ruth Merriam · February 21, 2023

I totally thought of a mecha suit first.

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OldGoat · February 21, 2023

Bubbles isn't using her power suit these days. Maybe Liz can borrow it. ;)

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James Redekop · February 21, 2023

Liz can borrow one leg of it with space to spare.

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Russell Hall · February 21, 2023

"I, uh, put it away ... Wh-y-y-y-y do you need to know?"

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Chris · February 21, 2023

"Honey, where is my Super Suit?"

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Uniquitous · February 21, 2023

Hm, maybe Cubetown should hire Marten on as a guidance counselor.

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Unkn0wabl3 · February 21, 2023

I was expecting a Fallout style set of armor. Yet, I am not disappointed. Strange

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Zak Reichle · February 21, 2023

Our new goblin-scientist (scientist -goblin?)makes some pretty great faces ☺️

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Zak Reichle · February 21, 2023

I still vote for her to be Dr. Boom!

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SilverbackRon · February 21, 2023

That is my all time favorite movie quote.

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Bagge · February 21, 2023

Nowt the rats have a power suit

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Yelling Bird · February 21, 2023

I'm actually shocked that she didn't already have a power loader in there.

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Andrew · February 21, 2023

Elizabeth Appleboom, Queen of the Rats. PhD (goblinology)

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Finvaara · February 21, 2023

I am pleased by this turn of events. Power suits are vastly inferior to Power Suits.

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Dewmaiden · February 21, 2023

And just like that, they've adopted and started a family in Cubetown

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MikeT · February 21, 2023

Ripley she aint

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Todd Ellner · February 21, 2023

They don't need Claire. They need Veronica

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Stephen Wells · February 21, 2023

They need both.

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Ursus Ridens · February 21, 2023

Goblina needs to meet Hannelore's mom.

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Mathew Page · February 21, 2023

Props to Marten. He was the reason I started reading 15 years ago, because I related to him at the time.. now look at him, being all proactive! My boy has grown, even amongst all the other cool characters.

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enchantedsleeper · February 21, 2023

I didn't think about this from the perspective of growth for Marten until your comment, but you're right, this is a pretty big deal when you look back at his history. Our little baby, all grown up and *sniff* saving China- I mean, saving goblins!

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Martin Tithonium · February 21, 2023

I just watched that last night. Please let me know ahead of time when you're going to steal content from my brain while I sleep.

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WinglessRayven · February 21, 2023

I now want to be a janitor at Cubetown to get myself some power armor.

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MisterVimes · February 21, 2023

You need it to handle the rats.

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Kevin v · February 21, 2023

They should kidnap her and then turn her over to Sam & Emmett, they'd conquer the world.

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awgiedawgie · February 21, 2023

I shudder to think of what Sam & Emmett could do with a genius scientist on their team. They might destroy the world instead of conquering it.

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YsabetJustYsabet · February 21, 2023

Never, ever, EVER do bad things to your janitorial workers! They are the thin gloved line defending your workplace from cockroach takeover and a reenactment of the Oregon Trail! You want to deal with a building full of No-TP Restrooms? BE NICE TO THE JANITORS!

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awgiedawgie · February 21, 2023

You can borrow the mecha suit, but you have to fill out the proper supply requisition form first. We don't fill any requests without the proper form.

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wargrunt42 · February 21, 2023

Clearly she's no Tony Stark.

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schmod · February 21, 2023

Oh hey. It's been a while since we've had a Mogwai reference, huh.

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Mel · February 21, 2023

Thank You!

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schmod · February 21, 2023

Are the rats in Cubetown also robotic?

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Fart Captor · February 21, 2023

The rats are organic. It's the mice that are computerized

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Sean Kinlin · February 21, 2023

She just keeps going Round and Round with the ratts.

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William Cole · February 21, 2023

I thought you were referencing "You Spin Me Round" by Dead or Alive and was going to correct you, but I fact-checked myself, and I must bow before your greater 80s rock reference powers. 🙇🙇🙇

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Fart Captor · February 21, 2023

The true goblin move would be to wear the suit anyway

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William Cole · February 21, 2023

That IS a power suit by goblin standards.

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Jere · February 21, 2023

not gonna lie, thats the first thing that popped into my head when she said that :D

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BobC · February 21, 2023

Cubetown has Power Rats!

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Shawn K. Younkin · February 21, 2023

If Marten really wanted to punish the Science Goblin he would send Hannelore after her.

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David Paul · February 21, 2023

Hanners would probably start with fire. Either for the mess, or to sacrifice the Science Goblin to while she organises and cleans everything.

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Joel Bateman · February 21, 2023

I know she has a name, and it's Science Goblin. And I love her.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · February 21, 2023

*rustling* DANGIT GIVE ME ALL YOUR POWER CELLS

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Daniel S · February 21, 2023

Claire would see right through a suit and simply address the goblin wearing it. Just go in the coat.

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Nicolas Demers · February 21, 2023

She'd totally see through the suit, especially if it's full of holes

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Mad Marie · February 21, 2023

As evidenced by a recent drawing, Bubbles always wears a power suit. Sometimes she also wears clothes or armor.

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awgiedawgie · February 21, 2023

Bubbles IS the power suit. Everyone else is just playing dress-up.

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · February 21, 2023

Four more weeks!

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Miyaa · February 21, 2023

That’s what they said in Québéc before their groundhog was found dead.

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Michael Boettger · February 21, 2023

I have no doubt that Claire and Marten can handwave the extended absence and lack of reporting. Maybe they can put in a call to Dora and get her a decent coffee maker.

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Andrew Mitchell · February 21, 2023

Or, as a previous commenter suggested, CoD gets relocated to CubeTown. Or maybe a second outlet as a compromise.

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ValdVin · February 21, 2023

Power suit? Maybe Elizabeth should have gone a little harder into that Ren Faire cosplay.

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Miyaa · February 21, 2023

SCA Cubetown where knights joust inside a blue whale and all proceeds goes to the Medieval Times Performers Union.

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Matt Grayson · February 21, 2023

I dunno. Liz is the most coherent being we’ve met here.

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Tannerbot · February 21, 2023

Honestly sad it wasn't a mech exoskeleton.

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Andrew Mitchell · February 21, 2023

I assumed mech as well. Also sad.

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Miyaa · February 21, 2023

If the alien pops out of the mystery meat like in Spaceballs, I’m going to leave Cubetown.

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Andrew · February 21, 2023

This is why I never order the special :)

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Alan Wiggs · February 21, 2023

I don't think either suit would impress Claire at this point

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · February 21, 2023

I think Claire might be impressed by a FURsuit

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Simpin4Holo · February 21, 2023

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

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Mel · February 21, 2023

*discordant Smashing Pumpkins intensifies*

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Derek Hassell · February 21, 2023

She's trying so hard ❤️