Hannelore: Angel Investor
they'll be RICH
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Bidets changed my life. Revolutionary for American bottoms, honestly.
i once made the mistake of confusing the words bidet and duvet, nobody wants to clean their ass with bedding or use a toilet as a sheet
WTF, bidets aren't for poop. Unless you're talking about a water attachment for a toilet seat?
does “WTF” stand for “wash thy fanny”?
its difficult to imagine a mobile ai robot bidet that wouldn't have a somewhat off-putting shape-I kept thinking of the Director jellyfish
looks like a Sarlacc
They were on their way to the shop ANYWAY they can totally prototype this. (Smashcut to: Bubbles launched into orbit by an improperly calibrated test run. Rescued by Floating Black Slab.)
A startlingly wonderful plot idea. But please don't design any sanitary device that I'm going to use.
wait . . . robot skin is like upholstery???
Did you say "upholstery"? https://youtu.be/2PjPuVaTkn8
Ah. Was wondering why they had one installed. Obvious once you think of it.
Every single time I see it, that "I'm Ozymandias LOL" poster just cracks me the hell up. Every. Single. Time. :D
Dora and co. redecorated Coffee of Doom once. I hope they keep it if they redec again.
Once you bidet, you can't stay away.
Bidets can be an accessibility aid as well. I periodically have my wrist flair up with pain preventing conventional personal cleaning down there. A simple $25 bidet (installed under the toilet seat) with just plain cold water was more than enough to change things.
We got one of those bidet addons, then promptly installed one in the other bathroom and now using public restrooms feels even more barbaric and horrible than it already did
So, "upholstery" suggests a certain... texture, shall we say?
Well padded.
next comic: rectangular speech bubble coming from below the visible panel, behind Faye: “Excuse me, Miss—you left this in the restroom.”
(all three of them react in shock, because it’s the bidet speaking, having tottled out)
Five SECONDS before the first robot out says “check out my shiny, metal ass!”
Millie emerges triumphant. Roko emerges blushing but proud. May emerges cackling uncontrollably. Pintsize never emerges at all.
Think about it first, Bubbles. One button is a compressed air sprayer to get dust out of your joints. Another button for WD-40 for when you are really seized up. And another button for like spray-on polish to put a bit of shine on your derriere.
Somebody needs to explain to Bubbles that just because she doesn't poop, it doesn't mean she wouldn't find nestling over a bidet a stimulating and comforting experience...
I want the "I'm Ozymandias lol" poster, please.
When it comes to robidets, Ozy is putting their foot down.
And don't everyone forget Julie Nolke's and Pulp Comedy's Bidets for Days sketch a couple of months ago! Bidets are THE trending comedy topic right now!
I keep telling them to convert the shop to a robot spa
She don't want anything getting up her upholstery?
One can often find lots of loose change and other hidden treasures when cleaning out all the nooks and crannies of one’s upholstery.
So...this is *exactly* where I thought we'd be here in QC, thinking about the future ten years ago. Robot bidets, associated trubs, maybe there's a hyperintelligent AI jellyfifish in the mix, just for flair. Right on track!
Where do you think we’ll be 10 years from now? My money is on psychedelic cuttlefish standup comedy.
It's a podcast called My Brother My Brother And Me (definitely NSFW, recommend starting with later episodes) My other personal related recommendations: Sawbones (medical history, sfw) The Adventure Zone (DnD/ttrpg, NSFW)
Sawbones is great. Well, about half of it is great, the other half of each episode is just a little too effectively descriptive in conveying medical things for me. (That is a complement if anyone wonders.)
Every once in a while I read these out of order by accident… context is everything lol
So lucky she doesn’t have to poop. So lucky.
Hanner's elusive means of independent wealth!
Bubbles could poop if she tried. I believe in her 😌
I mean, at that point why not just use a pressure washing booth which hits from all directions? Actually… a shower like that doesn’t sound too bad for humans either.
Isn't having to strip naked just to poop a bit extreme?
Wow, Jeph wasn't kidding about the lips thing, was he 😅🚫👄
A robot bidet would squirt compressed air into their various jacks and sockets.
Ya know ya gotta go, so go big. Smartbidet SB-3000 with wireless remote, US$650 manufacturer list price, but currently US$500 on Amazon. Features warm water, warm seat, front wash, rear wash, and turbo wash for when you need to do some deep drilling. https://www.smartbidetusa.com/sb-3000 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JB7FB5H/
Oh yeah the turbo wash. Can’t wait for my spleen to be healed.
I don't think it's too hard to match up to bidet content with MBMBAM.
How many investors can fit on the head of a pin?
More than can pass through the eye of a needle in Heaven.
I will ask for those of us not in the know: what is MBMBAM?
I'm guessing from a Google search that it's this: https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/my-brother-my-brother-and-me/
I have a feeling Pintsize would be the first pre-order.
Turns out, he's already patented the idea.
Sort of like giving the undercarriage a bit of a how's your father?
Tell me you're British without telling me you're British XD
There's nothing I appreciate more than all my nooks and crannies bein' squeaky clean
I dunno about the squeaky part of that statement…there are some bits of me i prefer to be silent when they move.
Faye commits to going paperless.
Just like Moray-21?
If they developed an experience that hits hard to reach places for robots akin to going to the toilet they'd make a mint and let robots relate more to humans.
How would one reffer to making an offer for one of these devices on an internet auction site and it being accepted? An ebay bidet good bid day.
Booooo get off the stage
And then May zooms in and offers to be the first beta tester and funding agent. Pintsize is intrigued.
Bubble's natural reticence comes to the fore. Beeps, on the other hand, may enjoy this.
Not to mention May
"WD-40? I feel so... fresh."
I’m more of a PB Blaster guy.
Is this a symptom of butts disease?
I note that Bubbles' voice dropped on the line "I don't poop."
She might not poop, but she sure does give a shit...
What about a sit-down lube station?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
I definitely hard agree with Hannelore. . o O (I hate pooping.)
“coincidentally”