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November 22, 2022

Hey Hi Hello Hey

there was originally dialog in the last panel but when I hid it to do the inks I burst out laughing at them just squinting in silence

Comments (143)

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Bill Silvia · November 27, 2022

I think I missed this one!

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Damien · November 23, 2022

"Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle." - Troy Barnes, Community

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Lukas Daniel Klausner · November 23, 2022

What was the dialogue you deleted? ^^

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Todd Ellner · November 23, 2022

I see the beginning of Dominatrix Claire, leather-clad, stern, bullwhip in hand, getting Cubetown's collective attention

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Clifton Royston · November 23, 2022

After staring at this comic off and on for the last day, I have realized absolutely everyone in panel 3 is squinting, staring, or side-eying at Moray with dismay. Even the AIs are taken aback, and the mom has that 1000-yard stare.

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This is not the greatest song in the world; this is just a patron name. · November 23, 2022

Is it messed up I want to see panel 3 animated? Like, I know how moving, boneless softbodies behave in Blender, and I can not imagine that not being nightmare fuel.

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Zak Reichle · November 23, 2022

I find the phrase "moving, boneless softbodies" already pretty close to nightmare fuel 😱 Edit: I can't believe I didn't notice the, I believe tribute & tenacious d derived, username before I responded. Very nice.

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Joe · November 23, 2022

& Jeph, in what world does Marten say Leafs rather than BRUINS!! he's from New England!! & in conclusion, go Bs!!

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ValdVin · November 23, 2022

He was in California thru HS (maybe college too?). Maybe in his formative years he picked up with the LA Kings.

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Joe · November 23, 2022

not sure why everyone keeps going to slime re Moray - looks like gel to me.

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Joseph Bonnar · November 23, 2022

Ya know, I think yer right. :)

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Fart Captor · November 23, 2022

Jiggly goals 🥺

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Zak Reichle · November 23, 2022

I'm curious how she isn't constantly rippling from movement, but moreso I think I'm curious how waves move through a 3d object, such as Moray when she lands that (rather impressive) jump. She can't be super viscous or she wouldn't have sprayed out when she sprang a leak. Needless to say we need more Moray lore.

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David Banes · November 22, 2022

Jeph is like...aware people would perv on Moray...right? Robot nano woman that makes people think of a slime woman...and naked?

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Carol Metzger · November 23, 2022

She must be a hoot to draw.

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lazymagpie · November 22, 2022

1) The last panel is indeed hilarious. 2) ... damn, Moray sure is thicc, ain't she?

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Mad Marie · November 23, 2022

*Visccous

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Simpin4Holo · November 22, 2022

In my head I'm imagining Projekt Melody level boing boing.

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Ruth Merriam · November 22, 2022

I predict that there will already be a suite of offices waiting for Claire and "interview" is Moray's sly way of saying "investiture."

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Robert Heinig · November 22, 2022

Already is. You know how Slimes divide ad infinitum unless fireballed? Thus, she's a distributed consciousness. Ergo...

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David Paul · November 23, 2022

Oobleck-based Yay?

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Douglas E. Smith · November 22, 2022

I want this universe to bend in some fashion that allows Moray and Yay to interact, even just a little bit...actually now that I think about it I want Moray to interact with everyone and have her end up in Northampton.

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Matt Pedone · November 22, 2022

Moray could come home with them on holiday (this is assuming Claire takes the job).

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Nathaniel Tagg · November 22, 2022

Is the ad for fresh lobster or a fresh toaster?

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Joseph Bonnar · November 22, 2022

I think it's for a fresh toasted lobster.

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at0m · November 22, 2022

Moray is TALL

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Daryl Sawyer · November 22, 2022

I think Moray is jumping.

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LtDan · November 22, 2022

Sometimes you don't need words for a hilarious punchline.

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Kamy · November 22, 2022

Oh my god, the bouncing it implies. X-)

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Stephen Wells · November 22, 2022

I am currently appreciating the way that Marten "always thought it was cool" to be met by someone holding a sign with your name on it, right up until it actually happened :)

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T. K. · November 22, 2022

Good choice on that last panel

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ZoomJ · November 22, 2022

I'm finding it really funny to scan back and forth between panels 3 & 4.

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Luke McKinney · November 22, 2022

Moray is right and everyone else is wrong

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jimbo · November 22, 2022

Jeph has become,e the master of nuanced multi-meaning facial expressions, All four panels a master class!

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Steve DeGroof · November 22, 2022

Well, obviously she had to wave like that. How else would they be able to spot her in that crowd?

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legobil · November 22, 2022

I wonder how much leakage is occurring.

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Shane Wegner · November 22, 2022

So Moray is technically nude?

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Stephen Wells · November 22, 2022

I think she's administratively nude.

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Peabody · November 22, 2022

Did they fly into Toronto? If Cubetown is in the Atlantic, why Toronto? Maybe the tall blue haired AI is from Toronto and just visiting.

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Carrie · November 22, 2022

Because Pearson is a major travel hub for that entire half of the country. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto_Pearson_International_Airport

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Rooty-Toot-Toot · November 22, 2022

OMG Moray is SO ADORABLE

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b.evil.c · November 22, 2022

No words was absolutely the right call...it is an excellent 4th panel.

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kupo · November 22, 2022

You obviously know best, because I too burst out laughing at the last panel. 😄

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Benjamin Coomer · November 22, 2022

Pretty sure I'd have that expression too.

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Mad Marie · November 22, 2022

Good call, Jeph. Less is more, eh?

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KiTA · November 22, 2022

Moray's tailor certainly thinks so!

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Mad Marie · November 22, 2022

Unfortunately, Moray cannot exhibit any chill, lest she become brittle

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Zak Reichle · November 23, 2022

is by default salt water as well.

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Mad Marie · November 22, 2022

Next panel: an instant later, Moray splats into the floor, splattering gel over the whole crowd, and a massive pile-up of people behind Marten and Claire causes an international incident.

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KiTA · November 22, 2022

That poor kid in blue doesn't realize it, but this exact moment is a life changing event for him. Surprised he isn't blushing a bit. 20 years from now when he's spooning his Jelly-AI wife and chuckles while drifting off to sleep, he'll be thinking of THIS EXACT MOMENT.

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Mad Marie · November 22, 2022

That evening: “Kevin, will you get the Jello out of the fridge?” (Kevin turns beet-red)

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supercres · November 22, 2022

Good choice

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David Banes · November 22, 2022

I think less is more and a wise decision. But I am curious what they were originally saying...Did Claire not know she was speaking to a kinda slime-nano robot?

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KiTA · November 22, 2022

I thought she mentioned it in one of the strips after the call? But yeah I imagine she wasn't expecting Moray to show up naked and leaping while screaming her name and waving while in front of an entire airport.

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Todd Ellner · November 22, 2022

Cubetown is not acing the interview

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Zak Reichle · November 23, 2022

I'd be very curious to do the interview if this was how I was met at the airport, just for the laughs. Would make a great story, if nothing else. So get their money out of your trip the best you can, because after all they paid for it and it shouldn't be wasted.

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Lisa · November 22, 2022

I am here for the cross-universe solidarity with Ruth Lessick. Although I'm not completely sure that Martin actually knows that the Maple Leafs are a real team.

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Jeremy Westerfield · November 22, 2022

Shouldn't that be "Leaves"?

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Drakoo Dreamer · November 22, 2022

I still don't know how this slime works and I NEED TO KNOW!

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David Paul · November 23, 2022

It works because of [physics], [materials science and engineering], and AI. Hope that helps! 😊

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J Miller · November 22, 2022

It's definitely funnier without the dialogue in the last panel, I love their expressions haha

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Fart Captor · November 22, 2022

I love Moray so much I don't ever want her to leave 🥺

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Zak Reichle · November 22, 2022

Goopey girl is best!

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Rémi Beaulieu-Dubé · November 22, 2022

props on the bilingual signage!

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Jasper · November 22, 2022

the jiggle

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James Anthony · November 22, 2022

I feel like you made the right choice with the last panel. I'm not sure what could be added that isn't communicated by that reaction .lol.

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Bagge · November 22, 2022

I think it migh be her

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · November 22, 2022

I want to live in a world where QC AIs exist.

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KiTA · November 22, 2022

It's a crime that panel 3 isn't animated. :(

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Stephen Wells · November 22, 2022

Bwooooiiiiiiiiing.

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William Cole · November 22, 2022

I lol'd!

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Sleepy John · November 22, 2022

If you can't do the time, don't do the slime.

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Mordaeus · November 22, 2022

You made the right call, Jeph.

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SpookyPenguin · November 22, 2022

It needs no speech. That gap is cinematic.

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Danielle Church · November 22, 2022

it really makes me wonder what kind of public decency laws there are in this world? like, I imagine that an AI in an anatomically human-standard body would be treated the same as a human, but where does the line get drawn?

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KiTA · November 22, 2022

That's actually an interesting question. Is she anatomically human-standard and Jeph just isn't drawing that, or does she have a Barbie-doll Anatomy deal going on? I'm kind of surprised the idea of nudist/naturist humantype AIs hasn't come up yet, to be honest. (I half thought that was one of the deals Pintsize was going through with his new body, tbh.)

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Absynthe · November 22, 2022

There is no dialogue that could top this. Nailed it in one take, it's in the can. Perfection.

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AndruC · November 22, 2022

That level of chipper is not what you want after a flight

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MerMetalBard · November 22, 2022

how bad are your flights o.O that's EXACTLY what I want after a flight! I've spent 11 hours sitting still I need to MOVE and RUN and HUG SOMEBODY xD

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Bill Marcum · November 22, 2022

Moray looks so excited, she might have just jumped up, splatted on the ceiling, and re-formed on the way down.

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Joseph Loder · November 22, 2022

Moray is adorable, but I also kind of want to smack her and tell her to calm down.

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Mad Marie · November 22, 2022

she might pop!

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Mitsuki Ayane · November 22, 2022

my favorite panels are the happy accidents. ~<3

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Karel P Kerezman · November 22, 2022

This was the correct choice. That panel is perfection.

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Thisguy · November 22, 2022

The only downside to lack of text is it leaves a weird empty space above. I would have just made a funny sign.

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Thomas Ruecker · November 22, 2022

Then we couldn’t literally see the massive annoyed silence

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NinjaZaku · November 22, 2022

Moray please you're going to spout another leak

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James Roy · November 22, 2022

Pure gold

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Ami · November 22, 2022

( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

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David Paul · November 22, 2022

While I am kind of curious as to what would have been said (as are we all...), I think their expressions speak volumes 😂

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Robert Singleton · November 22, 2022

Yes, but I am also happy not knowing. Sometimes accidents are the happiest of accidents.

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CorruptDropbear · November 22, 2022

Oh. Oh no.

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darklion · November 22, 2022

lewd

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Yelling Bird · November 22, 2022

Man, I do not miss airline travel.

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Erik Hawkinson · November 22, 2022

I hear you! I drove 1200 miles to and from my mom's house last Christmas just to avoid airports last year.

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Pejo · November 22, 2022

Good call on panel 4. I had the same reaction seeing it. 😂

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MikeT · November 22, 2022

Oh look, Canadian Dora is also waiting for them at the gate

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Crux · November 22, 2022

Oh yeah, the squint only was the way to go

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Julie Chan · November 22, 2022

I would like a bonus panel with the missing dialogue, pretty please with sugar on top?

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Mortimer Langford · November 22, 2022

JEPH. RELEASE THE SQUINT-SPEECH CUT

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Thomas Sturm · November 22, 2022

This lends a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Oh, you can't miss me."

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Grace Serenity · November 22, 2022

Jeph, your crowd work is so good!

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Tina Pegar · November 22, 2022

Yeah love it without dialogue there

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schmod · November 22, 2022

Same background characters waiting at the gate - nice continuity. Is tanktop robot going to be recurring? I hope Cubetown has a cute Canadian surfer bro!

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Joseph Bonnar · November 22, 2022

That expression on Martin's face in panel 4. I honestly believe he's thinking: "This is gonna be JUST LIKE PINTSIZE."

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Carl Fink · November 22, 2022

The funny thing is, Moray is nothing like Pintsize. She's more like Lemon or Melon, IMO.

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Miyaa · November 22, 2022

Is that a Canadian version of Raven Pritchard (to the right side of Kevin)?

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Cory Thorp · November 22, 2022

You made the right call!

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Jim Castriff · November 22, 2022

Good choice, Jeph.

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Bitter Donald · November 22, 2022

Isn't cube town off the east coast? I think Montreal Canadiens would have been a safer bet....

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Jim Feldman · November 22, 2022

or the Nordiques depending on where they landed

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Lightsabr2 · November 22, 2022

Blue AI dude. Right side, panel 3. Just developed a new fetish.

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Noise · November 22, 2022

Not just him, I'd wager. (Looks suspiciously out through the fourth wall)

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Populuxe · November 22, 2022

No text was the right choice.

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Bozo The Hunk · November 22, 2022

Yeah the blank stares are funnier.

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Alex Thompson · November 22, 2022

I need to know what the unaffordable billboard is selling

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Carl Fink · November 22, 2022

I'll be flying into Canada next month. If I see that billboard, I'll post it here.

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Dan Curtis · November 22, 2022

how solid is her outer layer I wonder. When Moray jumps up and down do they also jiggle around like a plate of gelatin?

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Noise · November 22, 2022

I'm going to have to consider that. For a while. Don't wait up.

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Blake Manor · November 22, 2022

Moray is love Moray is life

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Lightsabr2 · November 22, 2022

Moray is *jiggly*

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Peter McDevitt · November 22, 2022

aw, no welcome song? That happened last time Marten traveled...

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Clifton Royston · November 22, 2022

Don't tell Moray that or they'll have one, like it or not.

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Tannerbot · November 22, 2022

Claire hadn't actually seen moray had she...

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Randall Wald · November 22, 2022

Wasn't their phone call a video chat? Although Claire probably only saw Moray's head, in that case.

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Captain Button · November 22, 2022

Are those two blue-haired AIs related?

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Drazi · November 22, 2022

That's offensive. Do you also ask if all redheads are related?

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Vic or Vyxter · November 22, 2022

She is. So chill.

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Michael Boettger · November 22, 2022

Moray has no chill, does she? As such, I see her bonding with Clinton, as they have the lack thereof in common.

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Clifton Royston · November 22, 2022

It is true she has no chill, but she has no chill in exactly the opposite way of Clinton.

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William Davy · November 22, 2022

Martin has Claire face!

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Douglas E. Smith · November 22, 2022

With all the quirky AIs and humans they know, how can they be surprised by this anymore?

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Nicolas Demers · November 22, 2022

Well, it's in public, in another country. A bunch of characters have already made comments to the effect of "Northampton, amirite?", but this is a whole new ballgame. Also, Claire might be thinking "Ohhhhh she's actually like that in real life. HALP"

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Matt Grayson · November 22, 2022

Time to pretend to be someone else and just walk past.

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Skyler · November 22, 2022

Thank you, I love this

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Law the Fox · November 22, 2022

Me too, Jeph. XD

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Jon · November 22, 2022

The look on their faces lol

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Matthew Van Gangelen · November 22, 2022

Can the dialogue be posted here? I’m curious what it was.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · November 22, 2022

I'm not! I don't think anything would improve upon the silent panel =D

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Andje Lewkowicz-Lalonde · November 22, 2022

I can't believe Claire would have allowed that detail to be left up to chance.

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ValdVin · November 22, 2022

Marten, if you want customs to know you've been to Canada before, the answer is "Nordiques Quebec". Unless Ruth Lessick is behind you and you need your femurs to live. In that case, Maple Leafs is correct.

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Miyaa · November 22, 2022

Is canadiens an acceptable answer?

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Marshall Gates · November 22, 2022

Excited much Moray?